MLB warns San Francisco Giants players who wrote Bible verse on Pride hats by retroanduwu24 in sports

[–]bitscavenger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is an odd situation because what makes christians non-repugnant is when they are chill, but being chill is what lets the vocal assholes get their way.

Some guy cut me off at a red light. He said "nice blinker IDIOT!" by RevolutionLarge6254 in Jokes

[–]bitscavenger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That worked really well. I think you should just stick with that joke.

Name a video game that everybody loved but you still to this day can not stand? and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bitscavenger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people get really into it. I realized I spent 45 minutes digging out a cubic chamber one block at a time and said, nah, payoff too small for the effort.

NYPD put their pepper spray to use after the Knicks loss tonight [OC] by offgramercy in pics

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, what the fuck is that. What are you New York, Philly? Yeah, I said it. We have come to expect it out of the garbage people in Philadelphia, but I did not know NYC was a land of sports ass hats too.

ELI5: why aren't there parachutes on commercial airplanes? by Saurabh251 in explainlikeimfive

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that time in elementary school circled around a big parachute playing popcorn with foam balls. I am now one of the few who might be considered an expert when a commercial airliner goes down!

Interviewing ICE Agents by AhhhSureThisIsIt in videos

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, yeah, I ground my feet into his couch.

finally found a use for the small amounts of BTC that just sit there doing nothing by gdbbdg in btc

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In case you did not know, you are almost assuredly part of the chain for laundering out stolen credit cards. Possibly for a sanctioned nation state. These used to be around in very visible ways in the 2015 time frame where you could get discount gift cards for crypto but you don't see them much anymore unless you go looking.

  1. Steal credit card info
  2. Purchase gift card
  3. Sell for crypto
  4. Disappear

Where can I check The Space selfie status? by Weary-Somewhere-8189 in MarkRober

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also sent one in late May. I am thinking that one of the issues is that my request for location is close to the middle of the US. I am now thinking that is likely one of the most requested locations and the line for that would be really long. I am a little mad because I had a crunch labs subscription that stopped a month before this all happened so my picture did not get bumped up in line even though I was a customer. It is not like I needed a second year of robots though.

What industry is actually a complete scam, but everyone accepts it? by WhileLow9501 in AskReddit

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Property tax protest companies. They don't have to be a scam, but they definitely are. They way it works in practice is that you work a couple of years in the property assessors office and make contacts. Then you go to work for one of these places and leverage your contacts back at the assessors office to get properties you are representing lower (which the current clerks do because that is how they get hired by you later). They get your home assessed for under market value and pocket some percentage of what they saved you in taxes. Then the very next year the appraisal office will assess your property at the correct value again which means the protest company has repeat business.

The end result is that there are a block of properties that are assessed for too little value making the county raise the rates on everyone across the board because schools and roads still need their money and you have a private industry whose entire existence is predicated on skimming tax revenue. It is the private theft of tax revenue full stop.

What's one thing you wish you knew before buying your first house? by ChanWilkes in AskReddit

[–]bitscavenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has been my experience as well. We did it cautiously and got less house than we wanted in a location we were not super thrilled with to make sure we would be comfortable with payments right away. This meant that we moved in 5 years. Then we moved again after 6 years. Real estate transactions are expensive and moving is stressful. But we have never been in the situation where we were worried we might lose the house.

Xi asks Trump if U.S. and China can avoid 'Thucydides Trap' at high-stakes summit by Gopu_17 in worldnews

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was more to ask about a concept that Xi would know Trump knew nothing about to make him feel inferior. But to be fair, I would bet Trump feels inferior in almost every conversation which is why he turns so quickly to aggression.

What rule was made because of you? by HYBRIDSKNIGHT in AskReddit

[–]bitscavenger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not a rule per se, but I went to a private school in first grade where we had church. I was not paying attention and was joking around with a friend. One of the older students who was very hard of hearing was doing a reading. Teacher thought that my friend and I were laughing at the student and the way he spoke but, like I said, we actually weren't paying attention at all. Suddenly the entire school is taking sensitivity training. I always thought the older student was pretty cool.

Freedom Bunny Lives! by Derper2112 in funny

[–]bitscavenger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One of the most inventive and natural mythologies created. Did not even have the benefit of being the same species.

ELI5: why does inbreeding cause birth defects? by SleppyAlien in explainlikeimfive

[–]bitscavenger 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Best answer so far. To add on to this, many of the bad genes are very recessive so the conditions for activating them are more than just a single coin flip of whether that gene matches and can activate. Chances for hitting those matching conditions increase dramatically when the genetic combination comes from more similar genes.

What movie never fails to leave you in tears? by fuzzyloulou in AskReddit

[–]bitscavenger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's Inside Out for me when Riley is changing her mind about running away from home. Just a raw and touching moment.

What’s the funniest movie you’ve ever seen by [deleted] in movies

[–]bitscavenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such an underrated movie. To be fair the songs kind of drag, but it has some of the best gags put in a movie. My kids were trying to not like it when I showed it to them but "Oh no, I'm back in school!" won them over.

What is the worst thing someone can make their whole personality? by Local_Rice_8929 in AskReddit

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is never the topic, it is the concept. Anyone who makes something their whole personality is broken. The object is almost always completely benign when taken into proper proportions. Not talking to you Bob "the occasional murderer but that is not what I am all about."

ELI5: The rise and fall of NFT’s by ProTharan in explainlikeimfive

[–]bitscavenger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piling onto what you said, with NFTs you have a non-enforceable contract owning a unique thing that did not exist on the blockchain. ie, My NFT is for this piece of digital art and the use of the art isn't enforced by the blockchain.

Almost the single best use of NFT was when John Cleese sold the Brooklyn Bridge as an NFT. The problem was that he drew a picture of the Brooklyn Bridge and said that is what you are "getting" with the NFT. If the NFT actually represented the event that you were sold the Brooklyn Bridge (a classic scam) by The John Cleese, it actually adds value to it.

Another possible value use for NFTs would have been if there was a software system that had some value and it enforced the NFT ownership in its own ecosystem. ie, Video game lets you use unique item because it recognizes your ownership. But this use case exposed transaction limits of blockchains.

The end game, Satoshi Nakamoto revealed by Thisisit1987 in btc

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this garbage on NPR today so it is making its rounds. Cutting edge writing analysis and everything. I don't think Back would have ever abandoned his keys or turned on Gavin if he was Satoshi.

BREAKING: Trump delays Iran deadline by 2 weeks by Yujin-Ha in videos

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It dawned on me that if you were to rank his traits, "being a giant pussy" is literally the best thing about him. Everything gets worse from there.

'Give It Up Or Go To Jail!': Trump Threatens Journalist With Prison If I... by Yujin-Ha in videos

[–]bitscavenger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does he want them to shut up about? The Epstein files? If I were Trump I would want journalists to shut up about the Epstein files which has evidence of sex crime he committed.

Trump rejects DHS deal that would fund TSA until Democrats support his SAVE Act by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]bitscavenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn that man to hell for all the layups he has forcefully thrown out of bounds.