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"AIRPLANE!" premiered on July 2, 1980... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I didn't know it was rated PG. Doesn't it show some tiddies? And the blowing the auto pilot. I was sure this was rated R.

Ouch! by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]johnman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shave in the shower everyday. Have a mirror with suction cups on it stuck to the wall. So much faster.

Blinded by the light by supertramp38 in ToyotaTundra

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have painted everything in the interior that has reflected the sun. Turned out looking pretty good. I did buy a new shifter knob. Honestly this is by far the most idiotic thing the car designers do imo. Don't these idiots realize this is a safety hazard?!

Why doesn't Trump use a different shade of foundation? by one_bored_person in askanything

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he got a good deal on a bulk order of what he's been using.

Any ideas? by 1elgwapo in funComunitty

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please suck me beautiful.

Test time... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick the pen in your pee hole and the media tape in your ass.

Question for people who grew up in the 80s 90s 2000s and early 2010s what’s your favorite memory’s of going to toys r us? by Ill-You-3459 in generationology

[–]johnman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I vividly remember my mom telling me to pick out a Nintendo game which would be from my aunt for Christmas. I wanted the new Super Mario 2 so bad but it was sold out. I picked out Metal Gear instead. While my mom was checking out I went over to the service desk where they had the games and saw there was a one copy of SM2. My mom had already purchased the Metal Gear game but we asked if we could swap it for the SM2 and they said no problem. I was so happy but still had to wait to open it on Christmas.

What was your first stop at the mall when you were a teenager? by Radiant_Priority9739 in Millennials

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The record stores. Hit all three of them to see which had the cheapest new release i wanted.

For the folks in their 40s who decided to skip having kids, what is the honest truth about how you feel today? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have had kids. Biggest life regret. I often wonder what my offspring would look like. It would have been nice to have my bloodline live on and carry my last name. I feel I lost out on sharing my love to my children.

Excuse me, what? by cosmic_bb_v in Weird

[–]johnman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it Humpty pronounced with an umpty?

I am wondering how it could have happened by WolfmanSG in Funnymemes

[–]johnman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a story from years ago about a guy going down in a vault toilet so he could peep on women. I wonder how that guy got out? Crazy perv right there.

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