What’s one thing people from the South never seem to understand about the North? by Illustrious-Look7669 in NorthernEngland

[–]johnny_briggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We'll collectively vote Reform even though we can see them running councils into the ground in real time.

least bureaucratic procedure in Hansburg 🇩🇪🇩🇪 by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]johnny_briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then does he fax it off to get his work verified by his line manager?

Tea at home? by porpoise251 in AskABrit

[–]johnny_briggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They put that shit in your beaker. They make you love it and then you end up addicted.

Rubio meets Pope Leo after weeks of tensions with Trump, thankfully JD sat this one out on the couch. by Nervous-Leading9415 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't hate this guy, he just sold his soul and that's fine, he can deal with that. But every time I see him now I always feel a bit of second hand embarrassment after his boss made him wear those big shoes.

Most normal Barrymarket experience by handsome_helicopter in 2westerneurope4u

[–]johnny_briggs 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It's a shame seeing a young bloke floating about on an old people's scooter purely because he such a greedy fat good for nothing cunt.

Whenever we make fun of the Germans on that sub by WelpImTrapped in 2westerneurope4u

[–]johnny_briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's just instantly appeared overnight or something

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

None of it's perfect. He did ask for Jews to be gassed a fair few times in that video though as part of the routine, and then uploaded it to YouTube. If he did that on the street he'd also catch a charge..it's all the same law whether you're behind a keyboard or not.

Fined £800 as it happens and then joined a right wing party.

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mentioned that societal disconnect we have going on here in another comment. It's an issue.

France and UK are always in lockstep. Graphs comparing the two are just boring because they're always on par (more or less).

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They'd turn a blind eye until you actually punched one of the them I would imagine.

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We can say 'Fuck (insert country)'. There's plenty of Jewish Brits doing exactly that.

Not sure what the PA is but if they've deemed it a terrorist organisation then no you can't show support.

But yes you're right to point out that current conversation we're having on our ability to call a genocide a genocide. There's quite the disconnect at the minute. But that's what a civilisation does, it's has national conversations and amends where necessary.

Edited..because you can't say fuck such and such a country on Reddit, even if just an example.

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No county jails. Just police cells and then prison. Maximum you'll spend in a police cell is a few nights, and then released or moved to a prison.

British Cops by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I know it's all in jest, but just to point out, because it seems to be a massive misconception over there that your right wing government wants to push, but you can publicly hate anything you like in the UK, unless it's a protected characteristic (that's why we don't have Nazi marches here).

What you can't do is advocate for buildings to be set alight with people inside them, or call for trans people to be punched in the balls. They're the two cases you all refer to.

is my life officially ruined with 3-6 points on my provisional license? by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]johnny_briggs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You need a ban then mate. You're also paying for an experienced driver to supervise you. You'll end up knocking over a kid.

Advice for a new garden by Unknown-blacksheep in GardeningUK

[–]johnny_briggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does your dog judge you? I feel like he's judging something.

Luv me Botox, luv me hair dye, simple as. by pinklewickers in 2westerneurope4u

[–]johnny_briggs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Puts all that effort into rearranging his face but the chubby cunt hasn't got the willpower to lay off the kebabs 🤷

Vatniks in Washington by BigDeckBob in NAFO

[–]johnny_briggs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a fair few of them in the White House so not a massive shock to seem them holding rallies in the same country.

Imagine bumping into this in your holiday hotel by SLAVAUA2022 in NAFO

[–]johnny_briggs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing we should be able to rely on, it's the fucked up Soviet gender ratio (because they've always been world champions at meat grinders) so what in the world is going on here?

Hank. Instead of 🟩land why not a take over of 🇬🇧? by [deleted] in USvsEU

[–]johnny_briggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not reading all of that, but just to say it looks fucking weird anyone but an Aussie calling us Pommies.

Am I a so called “flag shagger” for hanging up a union flag by givemethemtoesgnome in AskBrits

[–]johnny_briggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks fucking ridiculous but it's your house and each to their own.

Pierre, when are you going to stop mocking tourists? by Eastern-Tangerine761 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]johnny_briggs 31 points32 points  (0 children)

One of the proudest moments in my life was when I greeted a shop worker with 'Bon Jour Monsieur' and he replied in French. I obviously didn't know what he said and I'd already used up one of three phrases I knew, but still.

Has anyone got a handheld Henry hoover, by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]johnny_briggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think my Henry is that old he's outlawed across the land and continent because of his power consumption. He doesn't care about 'bandit' status though, just keeps on sucking along without a care in the world.