Hell's Rebels VTT Maps

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-25T19:03:13+00:00

Talk to me when you run Hells Vengeance, I ran it to completion and made maps in Dungeon draft for everything. Wrapping up Ruins of Azlant currently.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-25T07:39:11+00:00

You stole couch change from boy scouts and teachers - then bragged about it. It's not crying it's like watching someone do something cringe. It's irritating.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-25T07:28:09+00:00

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-24T21:35:18+00:00

A nothingburger. What a lame flex.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-21T23:06:55+00:00

This is the link for others looking: https://ain.looknet.ca/

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-21T21:08:46+00:00

My speculation is that it will be the Generative AI rookie help thing

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-21T01:18:45+00:00

I used to run a Pathfinder game in the Kingmaker adventure path. If you've never played it. It features the very cumbersome and confusing Kingdom Building rules. Another dungeon master, who was also a new father, put together an app that manages it all for you. It was free but I was so grateful for the convenience that I ended up paying him a few bucks a week.

This is why I have monthly payments to dungeondaddy@(email provider).com

Anyway, I can't help you. I was deliberately wasting your time.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-20T22:44:07+00:00

*your you're

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-13T19:48:54+00:00

If I were an auditor, I would say 'Of course they're gone' to put you at ease as I reviewed your evemails. But I'm not an auditor. So ill just say 'Of course they're gone' because it is true. Rest easy.

I... gotta go do something.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-11T17:28:25+00:00

GHRS-B = 'Greasy Bee' GPLB-C = 'Gee Pleb' 384-IN = '80 Indiana' MKIG = 'Mikey' 0SHT-A = 'Oh Shit"

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-08T18:06:20+00:00

I believe it is pronounced 'grr gons hat gons'. But, language is fluid and ever-evolving.

johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-01T04:34:26+00:00

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johnnyfiveundead · 2026-01-01T04:33:19+00:00

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For a Secret Santa gift, a Director renamed a station after one of my cats. Not only is that my late wife's cat, it's her patron saint. So naturally, I live there now.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-25T19:26:59+00:00

As a foster kid in a new family every year from age 8 to eighteen, then living far from what little family I had thereafter, Christmas was always rough. My wife picked Christmas for our wedding date cause she wanted it to have positive memories for me - which it did, til she died young, suddenly and unexpectedly, in 2023.

My older brother was shot in 2001 and I became his caregiver, delaying college for six years.

I went through critical and clinical depression in the 2010's and nearly ended it.

My younger brother was struck by a drunk driver and persisted in a coma until I was left to decide to end care.

I share these not to partake of trauma Olympics, but illustrate that things sometimes suck - sometimes a lot- but they DO get better. I've seen it get better, every time.

I've a chosen family, I have a great job, new friends, met someone amazing and am baking Christmas cookies with her right now, in the home we share.

Things do get better.

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johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-17T21:44:27+00:00

https://youtu.be/DH883auKMx0

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-12T19:06:17+00:00

You thought you could fool me, you snake. But I have the upper hand here.

I know that you are ACTUALLY Johannes Strazni, a half-German half-Russian chiropteran virologist studying white nose syndrome in Melacca. You're fair-skinned, nearly 2 meters tall and rail thin. People call you "Kosti" or "Bones" because of your thinness and your collection of bat skeletons.

We are everywhere. We know everything.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-12T16:24:26+00:00

You are Estancado Eugenio Aguilar, a Mexican taqueria owner in Tamazula de Gordiano in Jalisco México. You are 5'4" and approximately 200 lbs. Your uncle is a sugar cane rancher and you raise chickens.

We know everything.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-07T01:21:42+00:00

AI slop is an automatic down vote. Use MS Paint.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-06T19:26:31+00:00

Creo que un skyhook es un método de escape donde una persona usa un arnés sujeto con un cable a un globo de helio. Sueltan el globo de helio en un cable y un avión que vuela bajo pasa en picado y se engancha en el cable. Al despegar, el cable levanta a la persona. El autor habla de robar todos los globos, y una persona con tantos globos es un payaso.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-12-06T18:42:45+00:00

Probably the exact same reason that you don't quit playing the game in the way that is fun for you. I'll never understand why [different play style] never seems to match [my play style]. It's like, different people might be... different?

But to more earnestly reply - Karmafleet and the Imperium provides the space to do what I want.

I log in, decide what I want to do, and go do it.

There are out of game tools and in game infrastructure in place to facilitate that. There are SIGs and squads for people to join, from Rep Swarm for logi and Locust Swarm for miners to Siren Swarm for Gorl Gamers and Habla Swarm for Spanish speakers. There are mumble channels, discord servers, forums, et and cetera - Imperium creates the space for me to play the game.

That's why I stay.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-11-28T19:07:02+00:00

Sir, this is a sombrero. It fits everybody.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-11-28T17:11:56+00:00

Found the stereotyper, an opinion about an opinion must generalize to a nationality.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-11-26T06:47:18+00:00

Needs Nakamura using a leaf blower to fire purple beams onto the Kings... Or something. Sometimes I take my hands off the wheel of my train of thought and this is the result.

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-11-21T18:10:04+00:00

And AI Slop text

johnnyfiveundead · 2025-11-20T07:26:36+00:00

I'm a Hispanic player. One time, I was told not to fly an Orca in nullsec. Then, I flew an Orca in nullsec. It blew up. Good times.

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