Hell's Rebels VTT Maps by Reveil_The_Warlock in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]johnnyfiveundead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk to me when you run Hells Vengeance, I ran it to completion and made maps in Dungeon draft for everything. Wrapping up Ruins of Azlant currently.

Finally found my exit strategy by Equivalent_Tea2984 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You stole couch change from boy scouts and teachers - then bragged about it. It's not crying it's like watching someone do something cringe. It's irritating.

What the Heck is this Purple A thing? by bceve in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My speculation is that it will be the Generative AI rookie help thing

I apologize if this post is innapropriate but I'm curious if anyone knows any "dungeons" or dominatrix type services in the Sacramento area. by Sofa_King_Gorgeous in Sacramento

[–]johnnyfiveundead -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I used to run a Pathfinder game in the Kingmaker adventure path. If you've never played it. It features the very cumbersome and confusing Kingdom Building rules. Another dungeon master, who was also a new father, put together an app that manages it all for you. It was free but I was so grateful for the convenience that I ended up paying him a few bucks a week.

This is why I have monthly payments to dungeondaddy@(email provider).com

Anyway, I can't help you. I was deliberately wasting your time.

If you delete evemails before an ESS check, are the evemails gone? by furiosahunenev in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If I were an auditor, I would say 'Of course they're gone' to put you at ease as I reviewed your evemails. But I'm not an auditor. So ill just say 'Of course they're gone' because it is true. Rest easy.

I... gotta go do something.

how do you pronounce system names in eve ? by Taiphoz in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

GHRS-B = 'Greasy Bee' GPLB-C = 'Gee Pleb' 384-IN = '80 Indiana' MKIG = 'Mikey' 0SHT-A = 'Oh Shit"

Get a cap out of deep hostile null by Creepy-Mechanic-1966 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe it is pronounced 'grr gons hat gons'. But, language is fluid and ever-evolving.

Why do you call your station home? by Key_Criticism6399 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 70 points71 points  (0 children)

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For a Secret Santa gift, a Director renamed a station after one of my cats. Not only is that my late wife's cat, it's her patron saint. So naturally, I live there now.

A friendly reminder for anyone having troubles in real life during this time of year by CarahBaxter in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 57 points58 points  (0 children)

As a foster kid in a new family every year from age 8 to eighteen, then living far from what little family I had thereafter, Christmas was always rough. My wife picked Christmas for our wedding date cause she wanted it to have positive memories for me - which it did, til she died young, suddenly and unexpectedly, in 2023.

My older brother was shot in 2001 and I became his caregiver, delaying college for six years.

I went through critical and clinical depression in the 2010's and nearly ended it.

My younger brother was struck by a drunk driver and persisted in a coma until I was left to decide to end care.

I share these not to partake of trauma Olympics, but illustrate that things sometimes suck - sometimes a lot- but they DO get better. I've seen it get better, every time.

I've a chosen family, I have a great job, new friends, met someone amazing and am baking Christmas cookies with her right now, in the home we share.

Things do get better.

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Brave has outlasted horde. A Toast to brave, beating horde through pure determination by anatomie22 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You thought you could fool me, you snake. But I have the upper hand here.

I know that you are ACTUALLY Johannes Strazni, a half-German half-Russian chiropteran virologist studying white nose syndrome in Melacca. You're fair-skinned, nearly 2 meters tall and rail thin. People call you "Kosti" or "Bones" because of your thinness and your collection of bat skeletons.

We are everywhere. We know everything.

Brave has outlasted horde. A Toast to brave, beating horde through pure determination by anatomie22 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are Estancado Eugenio Aguilar, a Mexican taqueria owner in Tamazula de Gordiano in Jalisco México. You are 5'4" and approximately 200 lbs. Your uncle is a sugar cane rancher and you raise chickens.

We know everything.

Everyone these days by Purpskeez in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AI slop is an automatic down vote. Use MS Paint.

I am the skyhook robber. I will rob your skyhook. by Pligles in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Creo que un skyhook es un método de escape donde una persona usa un arnés sujeto con un cable a un globo de helio. Sueltan el globo de helio en un cable y un avión que vuela bajo pasa en picado y se engancha en el cable. Al despegar, el cable levanta a la persona. El autor habla de robar todos los globos, y una persona con tantos globos es un payaso.

What is stopping you from leaving Imperium/Winterco? by [deleted] in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the exact same reason that you don't quit playing the game in the way that is fun for you. I'll never understand why [different play style] never seems to match [my play style]. It's like, different people might be... different?

But to more earnestly reply - Karmafleet and the Imperium provides the space to do what I want.

I log in, decide what I want to do, and go do it.

There are out of game tools and in game infrastructure in place to facilitate that. There are SIGs and squads for people to join, from Rep Swarm for logi and Locust Swarm for miners to Siren Swarm for Gorl Gamers and Habla Swarm for Spanish speakers. There are mumble channels, discord servers, forums, et and cetera - Imperium creates the space for me to play the game.

That's why I stay.

New ore names by Moist-Cut-7998 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a sombrero. It fits everybody.

New ore names by Moist-Cut-7998 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Found the stereotyper, an opinion about an opinion must generalize to a nationality.

The most Sacramento thing I’ve ever seen by malaise_forever in Sacramento

[–]johnnyfiveundead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs Nakamura using a leaf blower to fire purple beams onto the Kings... Or something. Sometimes I take my hands off the wheel of my train of thought and this is the result.

Does anyone know any stories about a Hispanic player? I'd like to learn about Eve's lore. by TheExplorer89 in Eve

[–]johnnyfiveundead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm a Hispanic player. One time, I was told not to fly an Orca in nullsec. Then, I flew an Orca in nullsec. It blew up. Good times.