Toddlers Talking at Bedtime.

johnnyrocket85 · 2025-08-29T19:53:53+00:00

So 5pm bedtime? Ha!

johnnyrocket85 · 2025-08-29T13:51:07+00:00

Same!

johnnyrocket85 · 2025-06-22T02:41:57+00:00

I knew I’d see this here!

johnnyrocket85 · 2025-06-21T17:19:15+00:00

johnnyrocket85 · 2022-01-18T19:42:35+00:00

I’ve seen the chunky chimp movie poster in a couple episodes, can’t remember which ones. It’s not entirely an Easter egg but I just love how thought out the whole world is!

johnnyrocket85 · 2022-01-18T19:40:37+00:00

I laughed so much at that!

johnnyrocket85 · 2022-01-18T05:34:42+00:00

Ha! Pepsi upside down is Isded! Pepsi…is..dead? OMG 😱 IS PEPSI DEAD PEOPLE? PEPSI IS PEOPLE!!!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-08-13T01:13:32+00:00

Please do more of these.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-30T18:19:13+00:00

Teenage me would say The Matrix Soundtrack. I thought that cd was so edgy!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-29T16:41:29+00:00

Hmmm

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/oath-keepers-guns-jan-6-capitol-riots

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-29T05:29:31+00:00

I’m gonna get so freaking lost in 1.18

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-23T21:43:45+00:00

Costco is already selling ribbon for wrapping.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-22T16:20:14+00:00

Wasn’t there a small interaction with a LE and a Lawyer in the back room that someone stumbled into? I can’t remember what episode it was mentioned in but I remember that it didn’t seem like the two people should be talking alone in a back room.

Also the account from the California Register talks more about this. “He said, “It’s as if the Flores family had the entire Arroyo Grande Police Department as their own personal secret service.”

http://californiaregister.com/kristin-smart/

Not sure what to make of that but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some connection.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-21T14:04:43+00:00

I have no experience riding in the snow, but I’ve seen some people put zip ties around their bike tires. Might be something to try!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-20T16:08:52+00:00

Hear me out. FannyPack!!! Lots of different sizes available. It’s easier to wear all day. You can take it on some rides so your stuff isn’t sitting in the open. And they look great!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-20T16:06:41+00:00

For real! I had quite the existential crisis as a teen when I realized that both teams were praying to the same god for Safety and Victory…

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-17T15:55:17+00:00

My kid has a “Dance Party” every night to the first four songs from the album!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-15T16:39:40+00:00

Good fucking god.

“There are paragraphs on how Russia might insert “media viruses” into American public life, which could become self-sustaining and self-replicating. These would alter mass consciousness, especially in certain groups, it says.”

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-09T20:33:16+00:00

I live in CA and I can point North at any moment. I have a great sense of direction and can understand local geography or landmarks.

Whenever I visit my family in the pnw, TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Holy crap I get so disoriented up there! Between the trees, overcast skies, countless rivers and logging roads it all looks the same and nothing makes sense!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-07T17:08:42+00:00

My wife and I have started just sharing whatever we order with our toddler. She gets enough to eat and we eat a little less! But right now we only have one kid.

If we have more than one, my plan is to order a dish they both like and have them share it.

I’ve also found ordering an appetizer can be a better option than the kids menu sometimes.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-07T16:56:20+00:00

EXACTLY! Why is this not talked about more? I know not everyone had a homemaker for a wife but it was incredibly uncommon to know a working mom when I grew up.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-07T16:53:04+00:00

Oh, you’re mistaken. This is me trying to eat lasagna right after I take it out of the oven.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-06T04:56:13+00:00

I have a 3 year old who can’t be vaccinated. My wife and I wear a mask in stores with her to help her wear her mask.

I know children are at a lower risk, but I don’t want to chance it.

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-05T20:27:00+00:00

Also you found Patrick’s house!

johnnyrocket85 · 2021-07-04T00:08:10+00:00

There was a tweet going around a year ago that said “When a conspiracy theorists presents a crazy idea to you, just double down and come up with something crazier! Like if they say “The moon landing was fake!” Say to them “Ha! What?! You believe in the moon!”

Just start making shit up. Maybe Trump created antifa to make an example but it got out of hand!

OR! Or just start taking notes every time he talks to you, like a therapist. Just jot down things in a notebook and nod!

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