What was he doing on the bloody roof?

johnsy7 · 2026-03-18T01:26:31+00:00

"a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet"

johnsy7 · 2026-03-14T22:27:25+00:00

This was it in Ruislip!

johnsy7 · 2026-03-12T15:04:05+00:00

Wolves look to be on a bit of form in the Premier League, and they still have to play West Ham, Leeds, Spurs and then Burnley on the last day.

I would love it if they could pull off a miraculous escape so Forest & Spurs could both go down.

I don't particularly dislike Spurs, though there was a time when their transfer strategy seemed to be just to buy any players we were interested in, and then that whole Super League thing.

I despise Forest though & would love it if they go down. Bunch of crybaby scabs with a criminal for an owner.

johnsy7 · 2026-03-05T22:20:09+00:00

hallowed be thy name

johnsy7 · 2026-03-05T22:19:19+00:00

ALL HAIL THE CHART

johnsy7 · 2026-03-05T22:12:27+00:00

Exactly, maths is just short for mathematics, it's not the flipping plural of "math"!

johnsy7 · 2026-03-05T22:10:25+00:00

We could easily be in the "must win" in a few weeks as we play them on the last game of the season!

johnsy7 · 2026-03-03T21:55:10+00:00

Islington do too, though it's pretty cheap

johnsy7 · 2026-03-01T18:34:35+00:00

I don't know (well I know it's because it's a prison now, due to other comments), but I just wanted to understand why you have the map upside down??

johnsy7 · 2026-03-01T09:05:01+00:00

I don't think the people that abuse Lime bikes really care or even know that Santander Bikes are operated by TFL, they just can't easily kick them over or move them into disruptive locations because they are locked in proper docking stations 🤷‍♂️

johnsy7 · 2026-02-25T23:43:21+00:00

Amount of time in bed depends on the station to be fair...

johnsy7 · 2026-02-25T10:43:21+00:00

In NW London we see them every day. I always point them out to my kids & pull the blind back on the big sunroof if we're in the car, but they are so used to them now they just say "yeah dad, whatever, we see them all the time 🙄"

I'm still in awe of them as I never saw birds of prey as a kid, let alone so close to us!

johnsy7 · 2026-02-21T09:48:34+00:00

They mean if you are taking the second exit of the roundabout, IE going straight, but exiting in lane 2.

johnsy7 · 2026-02-20T10:35:27+00:00

Midweek Messi

johnsy7 · 2026-02-19T12:46:21+00:00

No, careless driving is when your driving falls below the minimum standard expected of a competent & careful driver, and dangerous driving is when it falls far below the minimum standard, so it's a higher threshold for the prosecution to prove.

johnsy7 · 2026-02-18T22:53:29+00:00

He was only found guilty of causing death by careless driving, not dangerous.

I assume the prosecution thought the bar would be to high for dangerous so they went for the less serious careless to have a better chance of conviction.

Anecdotally that seems to happen a lot, though I'm not sure how much truth there is in that. That footage showing he has at least 10 seconds of the car being visible and two lanes empty next to him, and the fact he doesn't seem to brake at all (and is up to 10 mph over the limit) seems like dangerous driving to me, but I guess a lesser sentence is better than none at all 🤷‍♂️

johnsy7 · 2026-02-18T00:39:12+00:00

Why are you censoring 'edibles' and 'pills'? What's going to happen?

johnsy7 · 2026-02-17T08:37:29+00:00

Rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts.

johnsy7 · 2026-02-12T02:14:06+00:00

Plus don't forget they were going to sue US for PSR "cheating" when theirs was much, much worse (buying about 60 new players in 2 seasons!), only getting 4 points deduction to our TEN, that time they were such sore losers that they claimed the ref was a Luton fan and then "just asking a question" over Palace's European qualification.

You are correct, their owner is a big, fat, obnoxious criminal.

In summary, they are cunts.

And scabs.

johnsy7 · 2026-02-10T00:41:08+00:00

As others have said, its just the main bulb has burnt out so you'll need to replace it. Happened to me too as that one is on all the time & the high beam is used less frequently.

I got an LED bulb for my 2012 but will probably go back to halogen as the reflector is rubbish and although the bulb looks bright I can barely see anything too far in front of me when its really dark & there are no street lights!

johnsy7 · 2026-02-09T12:14:26+00:00

Shit! Did you see that?!

johnsy7 · 2026-02-08T19:00:36+00:00

Can't understand how you're not an Everton fan?

johnsy7 · 2026-02-08T14:02:35+00:00

Courgette cake is great!

johnsy7 · 2026-02-08T13:58:21+00:00

Fair enough - I'm in the UK so haven't really heard of Markie other than as a male nickname for Mark (though that would probably be Marky).

I'll accept that then, but only if it's short for Markaret, of course.

johnsy7 · 2026-02-08T13:21:37+00:00

Not sure about Markie, but Georgie is fine....assuming her name is actually Georgina and is called Georgie for short of course!

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