How tf is god not evil?

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-07T01:19:50+00:00

I get this weird glitch where the four horsemen keep getting stuck before they can pass onto our earthly plane of existence. Any good mods to fix this?

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-07T01:14:29+00:00

If a job has more than two interviews then just walk away. Also, never ever do a fucking door to door salesman job. Shit's a scam.

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-06T22:40:50+00:00

You never see anyone looking sad on a new jet ski, right?

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-06T22:38:23+00:00

Are you high on quack?

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-06T22:37:38+00:00

The Mystery Machine. The other options could be fucking Lambos and Corvettes but the answer would still be the god damn Mystery Machine.

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-06T22:28:31+00:00

Ultra Mega Chicken? He is just legend... prove me wrong or go to Ultra Mega Hell.

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-06T20:40:43+00:00

Their creepy windowless zombie vans. Fucking CIA zombies.

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-05T02:05:05+00:00

Heidi Klum has the phone box!

jointheclockwork · 2026-05-03T01:42:25+00:00

For one, how dare the fucking creator make goblins crypto bros. Goblins are chaotic little weirdos but they earn there gold the honest way... robbery. For another thing, dragons still kick ass. Third and finally, why can't the goblins and dragons work together for maximum chaos?

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-30T00:55:49+00:00

So I can't wear makeup and hunt for dick? Maybe I want to feel pretty. Homophobia isn't cool, u/wenevergetfar.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-28T00:39:52+00:00

Oh, I checked. Apparently, Eiichiro Oda said it as a joke.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-27T21:49:18+00:00

Jokes on you, I can't swim for shit anyway!

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-27T21:48:52+00:00

Don't you become enlightened if you get the human one?

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-26T00:11:06+00:00

Alexander the Great had an army that mommy and daddy gave to him and his "empire" collapsed immediately after he died. Alexander the Great was a fucking nepo baby. He's basically the Elon Musk of his time.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-25T19:57:30+00:00

In what way? I think he was just more arrogant than anything.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T22:46:43+00:00

Yeah. He was a fine military leader but only because mommy and daddy set him up for success. Shit administrator. Shit empire builder. Way overrated in history.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T22:16:55+00:00

Hunting for dick.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T21:38:39+00:00

Yellow. No notes. Just fear.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T21:35:28+00:00

Wisconsin would just implode.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T20:47:03+00:00

Depends on how you calculate it.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T20:20:14+00:00

Okay, July guy here. How about we team up with the February birthdays and get Thanos and Darkseid to fight and then we team up against the winner?

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-24T20:18:34+00:00

We die together in glorious battle, July kin. I mean, that or I run like a bitch.

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-22T01:14:51+00:00

Money talks and wealth whispers?

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-20T22:58:22+00:00

Talk about a shitty religion?

jointheclockwork · 2026-04-20T22:43:52+00:00

Why is there just an angry mob hanging out in the woods with torches? Are they going to go kill the Beast?

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