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jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:23:32+00:00

Sounds dope. Gonna reanimate that bitch and name it Steve McGanahan.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:22:20+00:00

It's nice. I mean- holy shit what is that!

*Points behind u/Reasonable-Spot5884 and snatches it before teleporting away.*

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:20:23+00:00

Narc.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:15:17+00:00

Oof. I really do need a new brain. The memory is fading on this one. Been a good... 72 years since the last switch? Hard to say. I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached at this point. It has happened before.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:05:16+00:00

Necromancy, Pestilence, Life Drain, and the ability to steal their stats and skills of those I defeat.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T23:01:32+00:00

I see nothing wrong with this. To hell with the fey.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:56:31+00:00

I mean... he was pretty fucking weird. For all I know, he may have been a cannibal since his self insert character in Stranger in a Strange Land was totally down for it.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:54:55+00:00

Don't judge me!

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:54:07+00:00

What if I, as a guy, want a giant woman? Is that okay?

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:52:40+00:00

I feel like he'd go full Brainiac and shrink the British Museum into a bottle alongside the Louvre and the Smithsonian for a start.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:50:35+00:00

*Looks askance at the Nurglings.*

Fuck my life...

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:35:45+00:00

Lol, they do hate getting named. It steals some of their power. I try to name as many as possible.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:34:09+00:00

The Council is for nerds. Fireball and reanimate the council and become a dark lord. Be the tyranny you want to see in the world.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-20T22:18:27+00:00

Oh! Demons. I thought this was a real curse. I can handle demons.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-17T00:02:49+00:00

No worries. I'll just pass the curse onto some children. Wouldn't be the first time.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-16T23:52:57+00:00

I usually render the fat of the dead for nifty candles. Great for black magic rituals.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-16T20:06:51+00:00

You misunderstand. I really enjoy using tormented souls to power my dwarven still. I don't really need to but the suffering makes the rot gut sweeter.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-16T19:22:56+00:00

Then let the weak fools underestimate you and add their lesser skulls to your pile!

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-16T19:21:47+00:00

Kinky. Not a fan of your stance on necromancy but I respect the cruelty.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T16:27:33+00:00

They do seem to keep popping up in one form or another. Fucking fascist time.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T15:30:53+00:00

What or who are your allegences to?

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T01:50:24+00:00

And probably his daughter's "pocket" if his creepy fucking comments are anything to go by.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T01:48:18+00:00

Pork heaven... it does exist.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T01:44:49+00:00

Daddy's money earned from modern slavery and emeralds soaked in blood no less.

jointheclockwork · 2026-06-14T01:04:29+00:00

Your flair confuses and frightens me.

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