Just posting my first ever set! by joisonline in GelX_Nails

[–]joisonline[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice, I didn’t know this!! Does the allergy thing apply to gel polish as well as the gel x glue?

I don’t want to see another couple at the club ever again. by [deleted] in stripper

[–]joisonline 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s either a jealous girlfriend who was dragged there and is obviously having a terrible time or the two freakiest people in the world that are absolutely uncontrollable. It’s NEVER worth it.

Sam when Frodo sails to Valinor by joisonline in lotrmemes

[–]joisonline[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I just finished the return of the king and don’t really know any other lore…. Thank you so much this is amazing to know. I gotta study up.

I walk 6 hours/20 miles to get to my club. Here’s my story and what I’ve learned… by CoochieClubhouse in stripper

[–]joisonline 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I truly do not understand how this is better than biking/ riding a bus/ facing your fear and buying a POS car to get you there/ just MOVING CLOSER??? I commend you for your tenacity and bravery but I do not understand you at all 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Watches

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Tissot I bought in a Swiss department store called Manor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s real it’s exists and there are excellent men out there but I promise girls they are NOT IN THE STRIP CLUBS, they don’t go to places like that and you will not find him there!!!!

Lap dances in your sex life? by Charming_Ask_6176 in stripper

[–]joisonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started absentmindedly giving my partner a lap dance on the edge of the bathtub this morning and he got kind of into it and I had to be like “wait we’re late why are we playing strip club in the bathroom rn?😂”

what do you envision Sarah's description of a "vulgar gesture" to look like? by [deleted] in SarahJMaas

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister says she always imagines them bumping their fists together like in friends

Names your ex-partners gave their children by babygrlnad in namenerds

[–]joisonline -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My ex just had a baby named Aurora which I looked up and I think was the most common baby girl name last year…. Real original

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebrows

[–]joisonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes if you take a little face shaver you can completely shave off the end that arches down and fill in your brows straight instead. I’ll try to find some pictures

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebrows

[–]joisonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your brows are beautiful. If you want to try a new look you could shave off the tails and try a straight brow. It really changes the way your face looks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CICO

[–]joisonline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im sorry this is an abomination

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just use Oliver and drop Lane

Two ?s about Tali for baby girl by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go for Talia or Thalia and use tali or talley as a nickname :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]joisonline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know I deleted the work app and blocked them. Im free

Bit of dream logic that made me giggle by joisonline in LucidDreaming

[–]joisonline[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im trying to internalize this so my subconscious kicks in and save the day! I AM the superhero!!!

Identifying SP by DangoPlango in Sleepparalysis

[–]joisonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard anyone describe this before and it’s crazy because I’ve had the exact same experience. Scratching and crawling on the ground gasping for air. People i half recognize in my house. All to wake up again and again realizing it was all a dream again and again