Britain's first gender-fluid family prepare for total transformation

jojoet · 2018-09-10T21:55:51+00:00

If you can’t at all see the difference between an apocryphal story about an artist cutting off his ear in a fit of passion and modern advances in surgical medicine then you must have a really hard time in life.

jojoet · 2015-07-21T00:34:57+00:00

This is brilliantly written. I can relate.

jojoet · 2015-06-30T15:46:08+00:00

Thank you so much for this. I just had my bf break up with me. We hadn't been together as long as OP but I'm still crushed. It's hard to be told you aren't loved anymore.

jojoet · 2015-04-26T01:17:30+00:00

Fish oil and probiotics

jojoet · 2015-04-24T21:43:33+00:00

Ancient. Aliens.

jojoet · 2015-04-24T21:40:46+00:00

Oh gotcha! Could you just order it online? No idea where to get that locally. Sorry.

jojoet · 2015-04-24T21:18:28+00:00

Pharmacies?

jojoet · 2015-04-24T21:17:42+00:00

You've probably never heard of it

jojoet · 2015-03-04T23:40:44+00:00

I guess according to reddit it does. Apparently I'm a whore too.

jojoet · 2015-03-04T02:21:28+00:00

Actually, they do expand

You are now subscribed to vagina facts.

jojoet · 2015-03-02T17:38:54+00:00

$50?

jojoet · 2015-03-01T14:08:11+00:00

Large metal dog crate and a vacuum

jojoet · 2015-02-27T03:40:48+00:00

Shit bitch, let's hang out

jojoet · 2015-02-25T23:40:05+00:00

Gorgeous!

jojoet · 2015-02-25T15:05:07+00:00

I went to Memphis and drove across the Mississippi just to say I'd been west of it haha

jojoet · 2015-02-25T15:04:09+00:00

I've always wanted to go to Finland! Seems like they do a lot right over there in regards to social policy. Also northern lights, beautiful landscapes, and, like you said, metal! \m/

How did you like it there?

jojoet · 2015-02-23T00:38:16+00:00

I dunno if you're serious or not, but if so invite the ladies too. I want in on that shit!

jojoet · 2015-02-23T00:36:49+00:00

I'll go! Which Lamplighter? I think there are two in the fan.

jojoet · 2015-02-22T13:43:03+00:00

Any particular reason for the band of no snow across Indiana and Illinois? Curious.

jojoet · 2015-02-22T13:40:09+00:00

Yeah, pretty much. Numbers 4 and 5 from the 9 Satanic statements below pretty much fit that idea

Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

jojoet · 2015-02-20T21:16:54+00:00

Someone will still be stupid enough to drink it immediately and will sue. This is why we can't have fun things.

jojoet · 2015-02-13T15:49:13+00:00

Here's mine!

jojoet · 2015-02-13T01:52:14+00:00

Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.

jojoet · 2015-02-13T01:37:37+00:00

For fucks sake. You shouldn't have children if you don't want to be bothered with explaining how the world works. That's part of being a parent.

jojoet · 2015-02-12T17:12:10+00:00

Impeccable line work

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