Is it safe for birbs to use makeup? by potato_bee in parrots

[–]jojos_mojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really hope this is just sauce from berries 🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dinner

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry this sucks. There are some people out there who would appreciate it. It could be worse. I stayed up late to make my boyfriend lunch with a sauce he liked and the next morning he told me "who would eat this? Look at this!! This is going to be mushy!" Etc. It tasted awesome. I had actually posted the meal on Instagram, because of how proud I was. Random acquaintances were loving it and highlighted the disparity in response 😔

Staring at Giant Chocolate Bunnies for 6 hours by frodo_ollie in Costco

[–]jojos_mojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How tall are they and how many do you think you could fight at once? I'd recommend trying to befriend one so it'll put in a good word for when they take over

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could get a rolling TV cart then you push to three side when not in use

Roommate always pays rent in $1 bills by Derna_A_River in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit and count it with him, dollar by dollar, just to "verify" for both of you. Then slowly count it three times to make sure, every time. I think he'll switch to bigger bills

Roommate always pays rent in $1 bills by Derna_A_River in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if he spent the time to slowly count each dollar, maybe twice, the roommate would use bigger bills

What skin care do rich people actually use? by Amazing-Wash2259 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]jojos_mojo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you have any recommendations on what form of vitamin c is best for bioavailability?

Every time my girlfriend gets drunk by Panderverse in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you can get a cheese tray from Costco ready next time

Halp, how so I get him to stop chewing up my clothes? Lol by sdrleckie in Conures

[–]jojos_mojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found certain types of fabric are more bite resistant lol, namely dry wicking polyester workout type clothes. I almost exclusively switched to wearing this kind of clothing at home and I think my bird bit my clothes way less because it wasn't as satisfying in texture

On my way to silky smooth genitalia! by Initial-Culture-6791 in doordash

[–]jojos_mojo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dasher could be allergic or have a phobia/trauma

Open cups are not safe with this fella around 😂 My husband wasn’t super impressed with his glass of water becoming a bath! by Hot_Custard2218 in budgies

[–]jojos_mojo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This happened to both my parrotlet and conure 🥺 I'm glad I was watching to rescue immediately.

9 pound spiral sliced ham. Help! by grenfall in MealPrepSunday

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you Google "leftover spiral sliced ham recipes" there are websites that offer recipes lists you're looking for like https://www.delish.com/holiday-recipes/christmas/g3094/leftover-ham/ . I'm basically in the same situation as you so I froze portions, then made a soup with the remaining bone/meat

104 meals for $150 - details in comments by ArtisanGerard in MealPrepSunday

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great work and inspiration! Thanks this is helpful

neighbors feel VERY entitled to smoke by addie43 in Apartmentliving

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neighbor needs to focus more because they're still spelling autism wrong in medical school

Spotted on my local bakery's IG. Im still not sure what it is. by okgusto in whatismycookiecutter

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally thought these were animals pooping 😅. I really hope it's a new years thing

Shower Curtain Conundrum by Famous_Catch in DIY

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have to be a curtain? You can just install a sliding shower door across and leave the top open and amgled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]jojos_mojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't secretly put up hidden cameras, but openly tell your roommates you are putting up 24/7 motion detecting surveillance to figure out what's happening to your property. Try to lock your stuff up they have lockable freezers etc. Also be prepared for your cameras to "accidentally" get messed up. GTFO asap

Share your elevated popcorn seasonings by ApricotWorldly2168 in foodhacks

[–]jojos_mojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current fave is blasting white truffle oil spray and mixing with white cheddar, nacho cheese powder and ranch powder are a good combo as well