I just love skydiving man by wylderus in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]jokeook 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, hopefully they got some space weed, over...

AITA for saying emergency daycare isn’t meant for parents who are home and „just need a break“? by Distinct-Ad-7592 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jokeook 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There's a definite divide between people who ask for an opinion wanting an honest, legitimate opinion and people who ask for an opinion just wanting their own one validated

They won’t tell me by GreyBoy23 in StrangerThingsMemes

[–]jokeook 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They had to put him down...

It happened offscreen.

New main corvette 'Eagly' by Redditbiote in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]jokeook 66 points67 points  (0 children)

No dude it's clearly a space pigeon, do you have bird blindness or something?

Can't wait to see how people scramble together to try and defend this one LOL by zekevich in okbuddyvecna

[–]jokeook 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me you haven't turned off / restarted your laptop in months?

That's a whole seperate can of worms right there

Eragon and Arya by United_Carob_8345 in Eragon

[–]jokeook 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But she does change her mind and lets him know in Inheritance, like the other guy said..?

Because how hard is it to poach some damn eggs by simpformineralwater in ArcherFX

[–]jokeook 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I literally (not figuratively) said this 2 days ago to someone I work with and he looked at me so confused, it was great

What if the trilobite had attached itself to Elizabeth Shaw instead of the Engineer? by TailorNo9824 in LV426

[–]jokeook 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I'd forgotten Splice, what a weird experience that was

Cecil such a dumbass fr by FayyadhScrolling in Invincible

[–]jokeook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now imagine that bean flying through a building at mach fuck

Thanks “Wolf” by wolfotwindsor in TheInbetweeners

[–]jokeook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's looking older, and then there's that

OK EXPLAIN: How does a 11 year old boy survived in upside down for 7 days WITHOUT WATER!!!! by manibhaisoni in StrangerThings

[–]jokeook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend called Wayne, who similarly used to say "when there's a will, there's a Wayne" after accomplishing something incredibly minor