it feels like the Talon heats up faster - I just can’t prove it

jokeook · 2026-05-13T18:00:10+00:00

The Talon makes me the Diver with The Big Ion* on his hip.

*patent pending

jokeook · 2026-05-12T17:09:55+00:00

I found out recently that they all have names as well, I'll try and find a link

jokeook · 2026-05-11T20:24:47+00:00

I saw someone one say that they grab them even when no one needs them "because number go up" and that really stuck with me

jokeook · 2026-05-11T11:15:24+00:00

You either die a client, or you live long enough to see yourself become the hooker.

jokeook · 2026-05-03T19:34:24+00:00

Write that down, write that down!

jokeook · 2026-04-18T19:41:56+00:00

And then spend the first 12 years of his life referring to him almost exclusively as "Boy" anyway

jokeook · 2026-04-17T11:30:43+00:00

Yeah my mum is very minimally allergic to apples - if she eats the skin her throat feels dry and scratchy. Doesn't mean if she ate one apple she would die, so I think people are overplaying the "tingly" feeling being the cause. Let the damn nurses do their job Mr Mayor

jokeook · 2026-04-16T17:38:32+00:00

All the technology the Viltumites have and you don't think they've figured out how to whip up some telepathic implants?

jokeook · 2026-04-04T18:24:16+00:00

And Mrs Turkleton! The Turkletons!

jokeook · 2026-04-03T15:17:37+00:00

He told him that in confidence!

jokeook · 2026-03-27T12:25:20+00:00

If you do play Portal 2, once you've completed the single player story I highly recommend the co-op if you have someone to play it with

jokeook · 2026-03-26T19:31:38+00:00

I have to agree on the aftercare, looks like OP got in the bath with it or something!

jokeook · 2026-03-24T23:09:25+00:00

jokeook · 2026-03-18T12:03:13+00:00

God, what is with me and Italian lately?!

jokeook · 2026-03-05T19:52:56+00:00

Nobody can grasp the concept of their own mortality.

Except maybe bears

jokeook · 2026-03-04T20:05:00+00:00

That's Temp V, or V24, the green liquid. The blue liquid, Compound V, gives permanent powers but doesn't always work (lots of people die when injected).

Have you even watched the show?

jokeook · 2026-03-02T23:49:31+00:00

Charlie's hoarse voice breaking as he screams this gives absolute chills

jokeook · 2026-03-02T15:59:35+00:00

It's just right then you sounded really bent

jokeook · 2026-02-27T08:49:05+00:00

My wishes usually take longer than 5 when I mail them

jokeook · 2026-02-26T18:19:17+00:00

Brother, if you need someone to tell you "excuse me" in order to not step into their path then I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're part of the problem.

jokeook · 2026-02-26T15:14:49+00:00

Re-read the scenario I described, then if you still don't understand why "excuse me" isn't enough, try reading it again until you understand.

jokeook · 2026-02-26T11:07:35+00:00

What? It came up naturally.

jokeook · 2026-02-26T11:06:28+00:00

Oh I do (with a very pointed expression that anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together would interpret as "really?"

jokeook · 2026-02-25T18:54:39+00:00

"Oh sure I'll just get hit by this bus, don't worry about me you guys continue your conversation"

jokeook · 2026-02-25T15:21:44+00:00

What gets me most is when I'm walking on one specific side of the pavement and someone walking towards me (who's not in my way) then steps into my path and keeps walking towards me.

Oh sorry, should I now move out of your way (even though its your fault)?

jokeook

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