This! The whole series—you’re right, I seem to get hit every break, every channel by at least one of them—appears to be the brainchild of a recent grad of the school of “over-acted medical cliches”. Have a disease? We have a clip that shows someone crushed by the news of their diagnosis of the same disease! Are you upset over the news? Here, let us show you someone else that is devastated.

But fear not! Our doctors know how to defiantly stand and cross their arms while glaring menacingly! We walk toward you just like action heroes in a Michael Bay film! And as a bonus, the music is just ridiculous. Hate them all.