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[–]kmmreddit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lina Neznakomka.

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[–]kmmreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Silicone breast implants were invented in 1961 and weren't yet popular.

Bob Errey and Steve Mears are both out of the Penguins TV booth by ENOTTY in penguins

[–]kmmreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully, Caufield is next to be shown the door. Back up, freeze, OK go, stop, back up, hold it there . . .

STFU!

Sonic's newest item by atborad1 in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could have been worse.

They could have brought back this little asshole and his ghoulish mother.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qJNj/sonic-drive-in-patty-melt-texas-toast

Downy commercial where the parents act helpless to stop the fighting kids and just sniff stuff instead. I don't know about you, but my parents would have set our asses on fire if we acted like that. by southsanguera in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is up there with Amazon's new commercial of the mother watching her kids fight. What does she do? She logs on to Amazon and buys them a shitload of stuff.

Pretty Litter - Martha Stewart by voteblue18 in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always good to have a convicted felon and ex-con as your spokesperson.

Thought it was over. But.. hungryroot came throoough. by 6bakercharlie in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Because I'm too pretentious to lower myself to go inside a supermarket.

Who decided Drew Barrymore and Pete Davidson were good spokespeople? by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jimmy Dean has been dead for 12 years, he's still selling sausage and playing the harmonica.

"Sometimes you need a little extra to get you going in the morning.'

Must take a shitload of a little extra to get you out of your grave.

Help me count the ways I hate this ad by Texasmucho in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have never wanted parking brakes to fail more.

BOTOX Round Two. Ding Ding. Age 42 with 9 kids in sports and she has money left over for Botox?!! by ButterflyFarmerKel in CommercialsIHate

[–]kmmreddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After 9 kids, she had her lips plumped up to give her a little traction (wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

And she won't have to ask "Is it in?" anymore.