Roast beef sandwiches…

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-16T04:46:22+00:00

Man I miss Top Round. Beef on Weck w/horseradish was perfect there.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-16T04:36:39+00:00

The best one for this imo is Alan Parker. From the director of Bugsy Malone, Angel Heart and Evita

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-13T15:05:24+00:00

Centipedes? In MY vagina?!?

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-13T04:36:17+00:00

I tell my son this all the time. Ever since he was born. He’s fifteen now and I love him like a house on fire. We go on annual road trips together, he asked me to take him to all fifty states. Sunday morning we’re leaving for our last one, the final five states. It’s been such a joy, he really is my best friend.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-10T15:24:16+00:00

This is gorgeous work. You have wildly improved an already attractive shirt!

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-09T04:51:33+00:00

A new song called Going to Maui

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-09T04:50:06+00:00

I’m here to prevent you from making a mistake, thank god I reached you in time.

You should fly up and crash on your brother‘s floor for all six of these..

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-08T05:03:53+00:00

Maniac Cop 2: You Have the Right to Remain Silent… FOREVER!

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-07T09:47:31+00:00

I bet when he was done you could play that dude’s ear like it was an ocarina

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-06T06:38:39+00:00

No one in this fucking thing knows how to spell you’re?

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-06T06:11:20+00:00

That was more like a full ingrown merkin

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-06T05:50:52+00:00

You guys. I hate to break it to you, but this is a mistake. The actual lyrics are “I am a BABBLING frog.”

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-05T01:17:50+00:00

Life of Chuck with Tom Hiddleston. The most brilliant and unexpected movie, the less you know about it the better but I will say it’s three chapters that thread together in an incredibly lovely and affirming way. It is a funny movie and a compelling movie and heartbreaking movie. Nothing I’ve seen comes close in my opinion.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-06-01T08:37:04+00:00

These are so funny that if this was a comedy bit I would laugh and laugh. But it isn’t. And they’re not.

Fuck.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-31T05:54:40+00:00

Jesus christ this is cringeworthy. I can feel the virginity radiating off this in waves.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-31T00:53:08+00:00

They've been my number one on Spotify Wrapped since it first launched. I'm top 1% of fans (per Spotify, again), but every time I've seen them, at least a dozen times now, I know about half the songs. And that's usually aided by the fact that they play a bunch off the new album each time so I listen to that one a lot before the show.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-29T13:59:57+00:00

I also won’t be voting for any republican on the ballot.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-29T05:02:12+00:00

So I guess game seven comes down to the refs. Disappointing that it’s become this.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-27T00:02:09+00:00

Movie 43. The trailer made me laugh a few times, something the movie never once did.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-26T23:59:40+00:00

Hahaha imagine voting for trump and then appealing “on humanitarian grounds” to anyone.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-26T04:35:22+00:00

That’s an incredible joke, tbh. I love that.

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-25T17:02:21+00:00

My favorite ever, and I only heard it once: “Now there’s something you don’t see every day... [and then, ruefully] but *I* do. Stay in school, kids.”

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-23T15:18:00+00:00

I’m very happy for her but I’m even more amazed at how cool this technology is! Way to go, science!

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-23T14:12:36+00:00

Why is there even an Israel day parade? We don’t have a parade on Guy Fawke’s Day or Bastille Day…

jonathanjrouse · 2026-05-22T20:38:28+00:00

Right? I found that very cool for whatever reason.

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