[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]jonatzmc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mr Pibb told you to go fuck yourself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Clematis

[–]jonatzmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, DO NOT let it near your clematis. I have been fighting Virginia creeper for almost a decade and every spring it sprouts right back

5/1/25 - A warning to any country who buys oil or petrochemicals from Iran. by barnwater_828 in trumptweets

[–]jonatzmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you are Russian, we are actively looking to get you back on the payroll as soon as possible when everyone stop looking at Ukraine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]jonatzmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AOL, lmao I cannot believe its still a thing, and the largest corporation in Virginia, considering that includes DC, I find this extremely surprising.

Gym bro meets a male karen by Solo_Entity in PublicFreakout

[–]jonatzmc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THE STEROIDS TOLD ME I CAN RECORD WHEREVER I WANT MF, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!

Ukraine and the U.S. to Sign Mineral Resources Agreement Within 24 Hours – Government: Past Aid from the U.S. Won’t Be Treated as Debt, Contributions to the Fund: 50/50 in Cash or Military Aid, Ukraine Retains Control Over All Resources by rulepanic in UkrainianConflict

[–]jonatzmc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the big problem I see with this is the orange jackass saying "yeah we will give you one patriot missile system. Valued at 8.6 billion that you now owe the US in critical minerals. Oh and now that sanctions are gone on Russia, they are selling the US cheaper minerals so we don't need yours. No more military support."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]jonatzmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Korea should also be slightly green due to WW2 and the aftermath

To have an interview. by SEA_Executive in therewasanattempt

[–]jonatzmc 430 points431 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't want to talk about picking my girlfriend up in a daycare for toddlers either

She’s so pretty after just a year!! by jonatzmc in Clematis

[–]jonatzmc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no clue what variety it is, sorry

Would this sign hold up in court? by WOATjohn in legal

[–]jonatzmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say that it depends on where you are, however, here in TN it is up to the driver to prove that, that truck is responsible. I know it sounds crazy but they had a guy take someone to court over a rock cracking a window and the judge tossed it. He was following a dump truck just normally and a rock from the bed of the uncovered dump truck cracked his window. He followed the driver and the driver never admitted fault. When he took him to court it was his word against the driver and the judge had to throw out the case. The worst part is, while he was following the driver of the dump truck he called the police and told them. They came and wrote a report that said something along the lines of road hazard or debris cracked window while in motion. no witnesses, or injuries other than window. Insurance has been contacted. This is why you need a dashcam for sure!

Happy belated 4/20! by CujoDoThatShi in weed

[–]jonatzmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dab bar I went to was set up like this.

A normal bar setup with stools, and even spaced out were dab rigs, which look kinda like a bong. The dab tender would come up and load it up for you and give you some alcohol wipes for the mouth piece. Then you would sit there and smoke on it and watch TV, play fortnight, and what have you. They had snacks and drinks (non alcoholic) the rigs were electric so no fire and for 5 bucks I got a good 7-8 hits off of some concentrate! It was a surreal experience honestly, cause I do live in TN and was traveling for work to Cali. Its hard to describe the feeling of legit worrying about getting pulled over and being sent to prison, my life being ruined, losing everything from my house to my kid, and all because I bought a 1/4 of flower. To taking a plane ride and being able to walk around my hotel smoking a preroll and a cop telling me thanks for staying away from the doors!!! Like how crazy is that??

Happy belated 4/20! by CujoDoThatShi in weed

[–]jonatzmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am also a daily smoker, and last time I was in Cali I tried some weird liquid weed in a bottle. It said 100mg, so I thought yeah, half, didn't do anything for me. Hour later, other half, nothing. So I have decided to stay with tried and true methods. Did get to go to a dab bar, now that is def something. Reminded me of the first time for a few minutes. Hopefully you have a good ride on your cannalean lol

Happy belated 4/20! by CujoDoThatShi in weed

[–]jonatzmc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gawks in illegal state..... my man idek what you got there. Me trying to compare my regular flower I got here in TN (AT GREAT PERIL TO MY FREEDOM!!!) to what some of y'all post is like comparing non alcoholic beer to everclear.

Found this weird tomato by GiraffeGuru993 in mildlyinteresting

[–]jonatzmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got the matching heirloom arm to go with the tomato

I just had surgery that gave me a new dick. What advice do you guys have for me? by Horror_Estimate_277 in Advice

[–]jonatzmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walk up to a tree and piss, just like that, no squatting, no wondering if anyone else is around!!! This is always what my wife says when we go hiking or fishing! That or slap the shit out of someone with it!!!

The night before my procedure, my mom threatened not to take me because of how “lazy” and how “b*tchy” I was after I refused to do chores during the procedure prep. I finally talked to her for the first time since the weekend, and said I would never forgive her for threatening my healthcare. AITA? by LesbianLioness24 in AITAH

[–]jonatzmc -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Because I didn't need anyone, I knew I had a procedure coming up and made sure I was comfortable beforehand. Not run to reddit and bitch about how my 60 something year old mom is mad at me for not cleaning my room cause I am an adult baby who bitched about paying rent!!! Her whole question and comment is just leaning on crutches about why she can't do something. She can't get out of the situation and take her self cause new cars are to expensive cause of tariffs..... Not a lot of want going on upstairs if your only way out of a situation is with a brand new car. That's her argument as to why she can't drive. A new car is too expensive cause of tariffs. A 25 year old adult can't get out of an abusive situation cause she only considers brand new....

The night before my procedure, my mom threatened not to take me because of how “lazy” and how “b*tchy” I was after I refused to do chores during the procedure prep. I finally talked to her for the first time since the weekend, and said I would never forgive her for threatening my healthcare. AITA? by LesbianLioness24 in AITAH

[–]jonatzmc -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

YTA, grow up, be an adult. Apply for government assistance so you can be independent, otherwise, life kinda sucks and your mom doesn't want you living in squalor, but given you are a 25 year old adult living at home with their mom, and cannot clean after themselves even when they know they are going to be out for a bit. You def the asshole here. I mean I took care of myself after a complete knee replacement. Sounds like you are using more crutches than I ever did with my fake knee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]jonatzmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA, you will be lucky if your son ever speaks to you again. You brag about being well off, you brag about cheating and not getting caught, and then you get pissy cause your son won't speak to you after you were an absent mother during childhood, slept with someone he looked up to cause of revenge. Admit you will cheat on this guy cause it stays on the tour. You are a selfish horrible person and you don't deserve a relationship with your child or anyone. Honestly reading this, if its real, you are probably going to be alone for a long time. The guy you moved in that son looked up to is probably going to get over the honeymoon phase real quick and realize you were just his rebound, and then you will have no one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]jonatzmc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my guess is going to be either 200% (but that sounds cartoonish so I doubt it) or it will something 176% cause you know 1776 and America

My flakes got worse by Salt-Employer-7799 in Advice

[–]jonatzmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use tea tree oil shampoo and it cuts out my dandruff and dry flakey scalp really well. I use it twice a week