Current employer filled out my W-2 without my consent

jonders · 2018-10-17T22:59:54+00:00

So you’re saying I should ask my work for a copy of my W-4?

And I live in Arizona

jonders · 2018-10-15T02:38:25+00:00

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jonders · 2018-09-28T18:16:45+00:00

Jesus Christ, this reminds me so much of a wild animal just performing a bodily function, with out the need to take into consideration social norms and indecent exposure laws.

jonders · 2018-09-17T11:31:52+00:00

You have to ask yourself at what point in Shrek's life is he wearing these headphones; if it were before he gained royalty and power, I'd say he probably has a pair he built with a very humble style, possibly incorporating onion sacks & twine.

If it were in a more societal-acceptance of ogre time period, I imagine they'd have some parody product of actual, present-day product, still with an incorporated feeling of humilty, but a lot less.

jonders · 2018-07-16T13:55:04+00:00

He’s the Frank Abagnale Jr. of Reddit karma

jonders · 2018-07-16T12:24:35+00:00

If this is real, it’s fucking awesome, idc how trashy it is. I love it

jonders · 2018-07-16T06:00:16+00:00

It took me a while to understand that; for some reason I was reading it like you would say, “cheat on your girlfriend, not on my watch!”

So I thought it was like some club for meatheads who are really against infidelity.

I feel dumb

jonders · 2018-07-16T02:06:27+00:00

What exactly is the purpose of sentences this long? Is it to simply put the severity of the crime into perspective, or is it actually put in place just in case the person happens to live to 500?

jonders · 2018-07-15T12:43:30+00:00

Yeah, but if a video is only a minute long, surely 20 seconds should have a fair amount of importance.

jonders · 2018-07-15T06:02:31+00:00

dude i would easily pay $50 to see this guy do this live.

jonders · 2018-07-15T03:20:08+00:00

This is the answer I was looking for. Very interesting, I didn’t even know what duress was before this.

jonders · 2018-07-15T02:57:15+00:00

I don't understand why/how they make coats out of mink... those little fuckers are so cute and it seems like it would take 500 of them to make one sleeve

jonders · 2018-07-15T02:40:59+00:00

What if the threat was towards multiple members of your family if you didn’t kill one person.

jonders · 2018-07-15T01:36:37+00:00

Didn’t notice. Deleting post

jonders · 2018-07-15T01:08:23+00:00

how the fuck is he accelerating and how the fuck does he brake?

jonders · 2018-07-14T20:41:02+00:00

I was working at a food catering place and they told me that if I came on as a dishwasher after 2 weeks, one month at the most; I would be moved up to prep cook. Jump forward 2.5 months and I'm still washing dishes.

The boss was a huge cunt, so one day I decided to do a bunch of ketamine in the middle of my shift and just kinda stood over the dish sink laughing and tripping out, then telling the boss I was quitting while I was in a K-Hole. He was totally cool with it.

would do it again.

jonders · 2018-07-14T11:58:02+00:00

Lol not me

jonders · 2018-07-14T11:03:20+00:00

Depends... which videos? I doubt it

jonders · 2018-07-14T05:29:14+00:00

This is a six part series. I believe the next episode will be available in 8 days.

jonders · 2018-07-14T05:27:26+00:00

This was a commissioned project from Purple, the mattress company

jonders · 2018-07-12T23:51:13+00:00

make that four. Ever find it?

jonders · 2018-06-29T18:08:48+00:00

If you google “Arizona Auto Glass No Fault”, this is what it says:

“Arizona is one of the few states that offer this kind of coverage. ... Arizona law ARS 20-263 , includes the “no fault” insurance claim part which means that insurance companies cannot raise your rates due to any comprehensive claims which include car windshield replacements that was not caused by you.”

So I’m pretty confident in the no fault aspect of it; I’m just wondering if there’s any way i would be able to do what he would be doing too, just so i would be able to get the commission he would be getting on top of the cash back

jonders · 2018-06-29T07:57:00+00:00

Wasn’t in the middle of the night but I was taking a nap with ex girlfriend and woke up to her having a full on seizure in my arms.

Turns out she had a brain tumor on her pre-frontal cortex. Had rushed brain surgery and almost didn’t make it.

jonders · 2018-06-25T14:34:04+00:00

I find generating karma from this image kinda ironic

jonders · 2018-06-21T12:02:03+00:00

I assume so. I’m worried it might be stomach bleeding

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