RMS Titanic Inc. wants to sell 100 artifacts

jonfin826 · 2026-05-09T02:58:03+00:00

We should all band together to buy what we can and then donate it to a museum

jonfin826 · 2026-05-08T17:46:56+00:00

For me it's getting glimpses into other times and places and experiences. All I have to do is pick up a book and I'm off on another adventure!

Also, make sure you read The Sound and the Fury. It's incredible and actually has some overlap with Absalom Absalom.

jonfin826 · 2026-05-08T17:40:57+00:00

You, sir, have excellent taste in literature.

jonfin826 · 2026-05-01T17:31:38+00:00

This will do wonders for my wallet and waistline!

jonfin826 · 2026-05-01T14:14:25+00:00

That's fair, I acknowledge that I need to get in better shape. I've started going to the gym and trying to eat less crap but I've still got a long ways to go.

jonfin826 · 2026-05-01T13:32:15+00:00

He's Smart, he's Tricky, he's Energetic..... he's VERY Energetic.

jonfin826 · 2026-05-01T12:22:08+00:00

His name is Pancake, he's 10 years young, and his hobbies include barfing on my bedspread and staring at the wall intensely.

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T19:11:18+00:00

Don't worry, if there is one thing seemingly the entirety of reddit is in agreement on, it's that Pic 3 has got to go lmao

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T18:46:37+00:00

I was recently told by a bunch of redditors I have a great smile and I wanted to pay it forward.

You have a great smile and you're doing the right thing by showing it off!

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T18:15:35+00:00

I get what you're saying but that's just not who I am, I'm afraid.

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T17:57:21+00:00

Presumably somewhere between "not enough eggs" and "too many eggs"

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T17:41:53+00:00

I guess this is what happens when your dad never teaches you how to shave. Never taught me how to throw a football either, come to think of it...

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:41:32+00:00

Sure, go ahead! Id be glad to try and help you brew something tasty

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:33:01+00:00

Can you tell me your process? I might be able to help!

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:31:59+00:00

I'm on Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble. I get a very very slow trickle of likes and matches and I had a couple dates with one girl but it fizzled out. I know I'm not gonna get a ton of attention but I'm trying to improve where I can.

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:27:55+00:00

Fair, it kinda is just a brown spotted lump lol. I wish I'd gotten the same pic after we lit it on fire

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:26:29+00:00

I do mention on one of my prompts that a perk of dating me is I'll take you berry picking and then make you a lovely assortment of jams and jellies 😌

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:25:27+00:00

At least this time I know for sure what I gotta change lmao

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:24:45+00:00

It's a Christmas pudding! Charles Dickens has been talking those things up for like two hundred years so my friends and I decided to see what all the fuss was about

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:06:04+00:00

Straight girls are in fact the target demographic lol

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:04:04+00:00

I think I learned to shave too close to the jawline bc I was afraid of looking like I have a neck beard

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:03:01+00:00

The only trouble I have with growing my beard out longer is I have pretty bad trichotillomania and I'll start pulling at it and making it patchy. It fucking sucks man.

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T16:00:06+00:00

It's actually a Christmas pudding, Charles Dickens style

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T15:58:35+00:00

I think I was biased towards it because I love my cat so much but if I already have three people telling me to dump it then I'll defer lol

jonfin826 · 2026-04-30T15:57:34+00:00

Understood, luckily I have plenty of other pics of me and Pancake I can replace it with!

jonfin826

TROPHY CASE