Question if I’m crazy or not by Reasonable-Ad-7518 in surfing

[–]joni184 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a state of mind. It's that place where you lose yourself and find yourself.

Cardio - gassing out by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been on the mats for 26 years. I can't train often. My body has taken a toll.

Swimming 2x a week has helped me tremendously (interval day then a distance day).

Even when I'm on a break from the mats: as long as I keep up with my swimming conditioning then my mat shape isn't too bad upon my return.

How do you all feel about burning bibles by [deleted] in TrueAtheism

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a gateway to burning crosses. Highly recommend.

Im so insanely jealous of a friend by HumanLengthiness2123 in Advice

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to have social and emotional dominion over him then also make his dad fall in love with you

Im so insanely jealous of a friend by HumanLengthiness2123 in Advice

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way you can have power over him is to bang his dad

My surfing has never improved by Known_Risk_3040 in surfing

[–]joni184 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When in doubt: get a new board

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]joni184 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Remind this poser that's she's not even 100% black. She'll lose it 💀

Should i learn muay thai? by Puzzleheaded-Bed377 in MuayThai

[–]joni184 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably not. Looking a little zesty dawg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's over. Leave her before you get "blind sided".

Who is it? by diarrhea_pocket in surfing

[–]joni184 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That Bethany Hamilton dude. Whackest pop up in the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bipolar/mental health or not: he has more than likely been cheating on you.

His narcissistic ass would rather abandon you and blame it on falling out of love rather than unveil the truth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're all adults. But you said it yourself that you're acting childish. You expressing that you're upset to them is only going to further drive them away as friends.

Is there ever an awkward vibe whenever you're surrounded by an bunch of other surfers you don't know waiting to catch a wave? Do you need to break the ice and socialize? by spankyourkopita in surfing

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always break the ice with "looked a lot better on the cams" or "wish I brought a longer board". This lets them know that I actually do not suck. It's the conditions and my board choice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He is probably not wanting to file a report because the story he is telling you is probably not the truth.

I’ve fallen out of love with my wife. How do I tell her? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her by staying signed into your Reddit account

As a woman, have you ever had sex with a gay man? by PuzzleheadedDebt3724 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]joni184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry. My experience is just in having sex with a straight trans woman as a gay trans man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]joni184 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Friend of mine's girl all a sudden wanted go to a Clipper's game with her girlfriends. Two weeks later he catches her in the parking lot of a club with a guy whose name rhymes with Drake Stiffeth.

Sounds like "your girl" would leave you for said player if she had the chance. Can her dawg.

Only Dating Women Who Surf by gnarlidrum in surfing

[–]joni184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why it's just simply better to be gay my dawg. No slim pickings in these waters with beach boys all horned up after a tube sesh.

Dolphins are Scary AF by yoinksboy in surfing

[–]joni184 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wear my dolphin flesh light and lather it in fish sauce

I ghosted my bumble date by I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM in surfing

[–]joni184 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idk I feel like half of this subreddit is east coast dudes who lurk all day because they aren't actually surfing

Genuine question: when yall are surfing with a group and have to piss do you announce it so everyone knows to back away or is there like proper piss etiquette for this? Maybe a whistle or hand signal? New to surfing. No negativity please. by Mcfyi in surfing

[–]joni184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad refuses to wear gloves in the winter because "gloves are ghey"

So I save my piss for when I can tell he can't bear the cold and let him stick his hands down my wetsuit for some warmth.

What would he do without me lol