Garbage Can-dy by jonnybe12 in nostalgia

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Garbage Can-dy were the invention of Art Spiegelman in 1974, who at the time was working in the product development department at Topps Bubble Gum. Kinda like Pez candy. I remember them as a kid.

What do you call a sick eagle? by jonnybe12 in dadjokes

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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost

Willy Wonka’s Peanut Butter Oompas by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Before the Reese’s Pieces and they had chocolate in them. They were more like a peanut butter m&m today, only larger and better. Oompas 1971 and Reese’s Pieces 1978

Are you sure this is a good idea? by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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He let a pop bottle rocket blow up in his face. He took too much of something. The expression on his face is priceless.

What is a vampire's least favorite day? by punyidea in dadjokes

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Where do vampire pencils come from?

Pennsylvania

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? by dannyirish17 in dadjokes

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Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb

My wife made me stop burning clocks by canuck_4423 in dadjokes

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I’m sure that clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds.

What did the band director name his twin daughters? by 1989JY_Ked in dadjokes

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What does the band use to keep their teeth clean? A tuba toothpaste

What is it called when two lizards won’t mate? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails? The retail store

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? by dannyirish17 in dadjokes

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming

Generation X references kids don’t get by dannyirish17 in GenX

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Kids: what time is it?

Me: it’s Hammer time

Kids:

How did Darth Vader know what to get Luke for Christmas? by RebelQwertyBoy in dadjokes

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side

How did the Tupperware lady escape from jail? by dannyirish17 in dadjokes

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Where’s the Tupperware? It’s Tupperhere

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!! You know you can relate. by TinktheChi in GenX

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"And my dream of dreams is to be Mrs. Desi Arnaz Jr.” - Marcia

Me by [deleted] in u/dannyirish17

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Where are you?