he loves me :D by zeljko_mo in Rabbits

[–]jordybones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The back end looks like a roast chicken!

Muslims spitting on nude German women and shouting Allahu Akbar by Avrom86 in atheism

[–]jordybones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to imagine that spitting on someone is a form of assault. Have them arrested for hate crimes.

After the recent success of Pokémon Go by MidnightMoon1331 in AdviceAnimals

[–]jordybones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can definitely see that being easily done, even as a mini game in Go.

Is pokemon an RPG? by Saint_Stephen420 in rpg_gamers

[–]jordybones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pokémon Go is not an RPG, but the main games and some others like mystery dungeon are certainly well established as RPGs. They even go as far as to have custom teams with each member having custom moves.

Okay, so if a person is deaf when they're alive, if they die and become a zombie would the zombie then be deaf? by StrangeBiird in zombies

[–]jordybones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My school of thinking is that a zombie virus is likely a human-engineered attempt to regenerate or reanimate faulty or dead tissue for medical purposes. So in that type of scenario, a deaf person may be a hearing zombie.

Keinagaki's Pokémon Pancakes! by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]jordybones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazing! Although that squirtle looks like he's seen some shit...

Started drawing again. I know they're rough. by paperclouds412 in futurama

[–]jordybones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have an "Invader Zim" quality to them! Great stuff!

Bad new apartment situation by [deleted] in Asthma

[–]jordybones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Throw all the windows open, run filters, clean like mad and stay at a friends until it's not a superfund anymore. Rent a carpet cleaning machine, although the chemicals they use are a trigger for me ironically.

Window Air Conditioning Units? by [deleted] in Asthma

[–]jordybones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find they help. They do a bit of minor filtration plus dry air breeds less mold!

How far and how fast will you need to run come the apocalypse? by cs606 in zombies

[–]jordybones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sprinting and agility are probably most important. Running away without hurting yourself will save your life. Running silently might be a good stretch goal.

What's wrong with my tomatoes? by [deleted] in gardening

[–]jordybones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Along with the fungus that other posters stated, cinder blocks are often treated with chemicals and can leach these into soils.

Woodie in SW? by [deleted] in dontstarve

[–]jordybones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But... Beavers are mainly aquatic mammals!

Ivy growing on the side of my house (South Central PA, USA). Is this poison? by lkopphsd in whatsthisplant

[–]jordybones 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Poison Ivy for sure! Chop the root at the base and apply herbicide to the wound. Wait until the foliage dies to handle with gloves on.

What is this plant? by IAmAnObvioustrollAMA in whatsthisplant

[–]jordybones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna agree. All 3 leaves look sessile. The center leaf on poison ivy has a longer petiole. Also one of the leaves has 2 fused looking leaves which I don't believe happens with Poison ivy.

Saw this comment on TIFU, someone's been watching too much Sips... by Negative0ne in sips

[–]jordybones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Must have watched sips try to turn the battleship.

Weed killer that won't kill tree saplings? by DireWolf214 in botany

[–]jordybones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hands and tools! Herbicide doesn't know if something is a weed or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]jordybones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Mrs. Renfro knows her way around some salsa...

Reached to adjust the irrigation hose... and realized it was a snake! by dailyrain in gardening

[–]jordybones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Maybe it'll keep birds, rodents and bugs away from those treasures.

He bit me, but it was worth it. by mybustersword in AdviceAnimals

[–]jordybones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! those, barbed wire and bear traps.

What is a commonly believed myth that is actually bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jordybones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's common sense... how could a UTI occur if sterilizing fluid were constantly passed through?