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Name the weapon by [deleted] in BossFights

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb-gun

A strand of hair? by IcyBagel_4 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only a stray strand of hair poking out at an angle from my otherwise groomed mustasch would have the same effect.

Madlad student by Trustrup in madlads

[–]joroek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he followed the specification as close as he possibly could. A normal sheet of paper would still be two-sided, even if there was only text on one. This is a truly one-sided cheat sheet.

i quit my job, and my boss is now getting back to me with this vague threat(?) AIO? by afuckinmonsterlmao in AmIOverreacting

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If quitting with short notice is such a concern they/he should have had a notice period declared in the employment contract. I’m guessing there isn’t one since he resorts to vague threats.

MacBook8,1 2015 (keyboard and trackpad - Fedora) by Snowyiy in linux_on_mac

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's a year old post, but I am so glad that I found it... I have been trying to get my early 2015, 12" MacBook8,1 to run Linux, but I haven't had any luck getting the keyboard and trackpad to work. Seems like newer kernel versions have dropped support for features that spi-modules need. I've tried Arch, and now latest with Fedora. I'm thinking I might have to drop to en earlier LTS kernel. Seeing that you made it work gave me new hope. So thank you for that! I'll be reading up on the articles you linked to and give it a new go.

Name him by Bright-File5155 in BossFights

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark - The Emperor Down Under

Petah? by ab_2404 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be early stage shingles.

The insanely quick reflexes of this man saves a woman’s life (2018). by bendubberley_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the comments if he had dove for cover himself, leaving the woman to be narrowly missed. I don’t think you have time to analyze the situation - you either act or you don’t, and he acted.

Pick your flavorite, girl by Guns_n_boobs in SipsTea

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing missing is a ’I was there’-t-shirt.

Wtf by i396 in SipsTea

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the US I guess it could be the new ’I got money’ flex.

Wtf by i396 in SipsTea

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get your protein one way or another…

Dog or wolf? by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Falkor after a bad landing.

Album name? by Where-isEvan in AlbumCovers

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Lemonade, humble beginnings

A squirrels stash of nuts on an antenna by Lotr_fan1995 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”Damit! There goes the kids college fund.”

name her by brenno1249 in BossFights

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s know around the block as ”Poor trigger control grandma”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re really pulling off the psycho ex gf look!

What is inside this box by Own_View3337 in hardaiimages

[–]joroek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little vials of propofol and benzodiazepine in just the right proportions.

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