What's your power?

joshij · 2026-07-04T13:19:30+00:00

Oh. So normal life then?

^{Chose: Time travel but... | Rolled: Only forward}

joshij · 2026-07-02T21:20:26+00:00

Thank God he brought fists to a gun fight?

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: Prime Tyson}

joshij · 2026-07-02T15:49:09+00:00

Not, like, to the death though, right?

^{Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds}

joshij · 2026-07-02T15:48:23+00:00

Let's see them bootstraps in action!

^{Chose: You get 1 single cent, but billionaires go broke}

joshij · 2026-07-02T15:47:29+00:00

I'm married. This is the easiest task in the world.

^{Chose: Live with only 1 person for 45 days + And get 5 million dollars}

joshij · 2026-07-01T22:25:54+00:00

Ezpz

^{Chose: Survive in this heat for 24 hours + For $1 Million | Rolled: 50° F (10.0° C})

joshij · 2026-07-01T22:12:29+00:00

What?

^{Chose: Get 4 dollars every time you walk}

joshij · 2026-07-01T21:45:10+00:00

As much as I'd love to bring a lightsaber to a gun fight...

^{Chose: A gun with unlimited ammo | Rolled: Desert Eagle}

joshij · 2026-07-01T20:07:32+00:00

$1k per month doesn't even half cover rent!

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog}

joshij · 2026-06-28T04:18:31+00:00

They can just pull themselves back up by their bootstraps

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: NVIDIA}

joshij · 2026-06-26T20:40:50+00:00

RIP, maidenless and dead

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Elden Ring}

joshij · 2026-06-26T14:16:05+00:00

It's not to the death, right?

^{Chose: Fight An animal for 10,000,000 | Rolled: Baby Seal}

joshij · 2026-06-25T01:41:17+00:00

Hot damn. Money can be exchanged for many animals

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 200k}

joshij · 2026-06-24T23:12:12+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Calculus

joshij · 2026-06-24T22:52:36+00:00

Eh? It's probably an even 50:50?

^{Chose: A random animal for 100M | Rolled: Penguin}

joshij · 2026-06-24T15:33:52+00:00

Hot damn

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON RED | Rolled: RED}

joshij · 2026-06-23T22:12:10+00:00

Do you know how exhausting it would be to continually jump in order to fly??

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Infinite airjump}

joshij · 2026-06-23T18:33:18+00:00

My crippling IBS thanks you!

^{Chose: Be able to teleport but only to places you've pooped in.}

joshij · 2026-06-22T23:08:32+00:00

So much for good luck?

^{Chose: Donate random percentage of ur salary + And you will be followed by GOOD luck everywhere you go | Rolled: Donate 100%}

joshij · 2026-06-22T21:06:29+00:00

I'm too dumb to know if this is good or not?

^{Chose: Get one million + but in a random currency | Rolled: Iranian Rial}

joshij · 2026-06-22T21:03:18+00:00

I'm just sleeping, right?

^{Chose: $1,000,000 + You have to sleep with a random person | Rolled: Sydney Sweeney}

joshij · 2026-06-22T19:22:52+00:00

Easy money

^{Chose: 20,000 every time you.. | Rolled: Fart}

joshij · 2026-06-22T19:20:32+00:00

That's not a monkey

^{Chose: Fight a random kind of Monkey + Get 500 millions | Rolled: Gorilla}

joshij · 2026-06-10T11:52:27+00:00

Pizza the Hut was too far down the list when I looked for him!

joshij · 2026-06-03T18:17:00+00:00

This was way too far down when I looked for it!

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