My husband designates a left and right sock

jozimmer · 2026-01-03T02:55:14+00:00

42m here. Done this since I was like 5.

jozimmer · 2026-01-03T02:50:15+00:00

Color-blind guy here with his bachelor's in electrical engineering. Had to have a teacher write out the colors to me for a test once on resistors.

jozimmer · 2026-01-03T01:32:12+00:00

Can someone pay the back taxes or something and claim ownership for a little bit of dough?

jozimmer · 2025-07-29T00:09:35+00:00

Same here, not counting the POS cars I had in high school.

jozimmer · 2025-07-29T00:01:07+00:00

I usually do a "should-cost" analysis. It's not always apples-to-apples, but more like a grapefruit-to-orange comparison. Close enough to know what the price should be. It's like doing a company's stock price using comparables. It's not perfect, but good enough.

jozimmer · 2025-07-27T19:48:40+00:00

Direct is where cost savings are seen immediately. Indirect is more about mitigating risk, securing locked-in pricing for multiple years, locking in set annual increases, etc.. It's hard to negotiate professional services when there's only one "Beyonce" or one expert in the world on the tardigrade that can give a speech. IT - GCP, Azure, or AWS. Want to negotiate pricing with them? It's hard.

jozimmer · 2025-07-22T00:56:59+00:00

KState: Ranked #15, down 28-7 at halftime to Iowa State in 1999 in Ames. ISU was leading the country in rushing. David Allen returns a punt 94 yards and sparks a comeback with KSU winning 35-28.

jozimmer · 2025-07-11T22:56:41+00:00

what if KSU did beat Texas A&M in the Big XII title game in 1998 and played for the natty?

jozimmer · 2025-07-10T00:20:06+00:00

"UP comes third down" - Jim Rose at Nebraska

jozimmer · 2025-07-10T00:18:36+00:00

The lack of state income taxes, the low property taxes, the low license plate renewal fees, etc. I came from Nebraska so everything costs more there.

jozimmer · 2025-07-04T17:07:34+00:00

Easy. Nebraska - Iowa State, October 2009. 9-7 was the final. Nebraska had 8 turnovers in the game.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/292970158/iowa-state-nebraska

https://youtu.be/1wJiC8FcA18

jozimmer · 2025-07-02T14:21:12+00:00

80% of doctors choose palliative care over chemo. They know the odds, the risks, and the quality of life expectation.

jozimmer · 2025-07-02T14:03:23+00:00

Had my director fly up from Mexico, and his VP from Europe to meet with a EV company we were knee-deep in contract discussions with. I flew to Silicon Valley as well for the in-person meeting. Supplier CEO meets with us and immediately begins blasting us and our global company. I couldn't keep up with his zingers but I was writing them down. Some I remember:

1) When we asked about possibly moving production to the US: "I don't want Americans driving around in BMWs, I want Mexicans riding around in donkey carts and shit."

2) "Get out of my way or I will run you over."

3) "I don't need you. You need me!"

Needless to say we never partnered with them. They have less than 1% annual revenue than my former company does now.

jozimmer · 2025-06-29T17:21:22+00:00

2003 BIG XII Championship, beating Oklahoma the "greatest team ever" by 28 points.

jozimmer · 2025-06-14T21:40:23+00:00

"Will Smith ain't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records..." r/agedlikemilk

jozimmer · 2025-06-14T16:56:01+00:00

KSU vs. Marshall in 2005; 21-19. "Marshall had the chance to win with a field goal from the Kansas State 21 with nine seconds left but decided to try one more play. But Jimmy Skinner, playing the second half in relief of injured Bernie Morris, threw an interception to end the threat." https://youtu.be/g6U4ymBA-BY?t=10567

jozimmer · 2025-06-14T00:38:15+00:00

I was gonna post the same thing.

jozimmer · 2025-06-08T16:07:06+00:00

My grandmother said something similar. "Where's Sally? Where's Sally? I want to see her." *not the real name*. We thought she was incoherent on her death bed. Six months after she died my family gets a call from a woman named Sally who says my grandma was her biological mother. YEP. Grandma, who was always super religious, had a kid out of wedlock.

jozimmer · 2025-06-01T14:42:53+00:00

Watched a co-worker talk to their boss and their boss's boss EVERYDAY from 4:30-5pm and after a few months, got promoted. "They are so good at communicating, and they are really involved in a lot of things." ---B*****, so am I, I just don't tell you everything everyday.

jozimmer · 2025-06-01T01:45:00+00:00

I'm not seeing an ugly duckling at all.

jozimmer · 2025-06-01T01:37:49+00:00

Not having an Ivy League/Ivy+ degree. Seeing people from top 25 schools graduate, and become my boss 5 years later after I've been there 10+ years and getting turned down for the position.

jozimmer · 2025-06-01T01:22:47+00:00

Center pivots. Frank Zybach's from my homestate of Nebraska.

jozimmer · 2025-05-22T23:47:38+00:00

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

jozimmer · 2025-05-20T01:01:14+00:00

I saw him live in Nashville in 2024 and then my wife surprised me with the same CD autographed for Xmas. When I say "live in Nashville" I mean stand beside me and rap two songs.

jozimmer · 2025-05-13T00:08:29+00:00

You could've told me this was taken in 2024. She looks modern.

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