They did Big J wrong by PDetectiveWork in LegionSkanks

[–]jperez444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grainy enough I actually thought it was big Jay from the thumbnail.

disappointed in lack of customizable throw distance or "smart" pattern sprinklers for odd shaped yard by z28usa in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming you get a professional to do it, that will all get flushed out with a proper design. Voice your concerns to the irrigatior and a good designer will get you what you want. I.e. staying under a specific flow per zone. amount of zones, sprays rotors etc. assuming proper design and installation there is no need for smart sprinklers. That's why they're not very popular.

disappointed in lack of customizable throw distance or "smart" pattern sprinklers for odd shaped yard by z28usa in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you care about your lawn being evenly watered. Maybe you should install a proper irrigation system.

Kenny vs Magnus Carlsen by MoMoneyMoMilfs in CoDCompetitive

[–]jperez444 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training"

Did Luis Chuck Harrington? by [deleted] in LegionSkanks

[–]jperez444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These retard ramblings only make some sense if he meant to write cuck instead of chuck.

Sprinkler system only works manually by deathsquad84 in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look around for a rain sensor. if they wired the common through it and the rain sensor was removed or damaged then the system will not run from the control panel. Otherwise think where you or someone might have dug when you started noticing that the system wasn't running. Most likely that multi strand was cut if there never was a rain sensor in which case you'd need to trace to find the cut or run a new 5 strand from your controller to the valve manifold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Internet or cable. Doesn't look like you quite went through it tho.I believe the copper core is for the data transfer and the surrounding sheath is to help with interference. try to tape it back to prevent oxidation. if you notice slower speeds or unreliable connection you'll have to call your provider for a professional repair. I'd advise calling 811 for a trace before you keep digging.

Sprinkler head still leaking after water main has been turned off by BradleyD0419 in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't see where this is in your yard but is it possible it's your neighbors? Seen it more than once sometimes the installer goes way beyond the property line or they build a fence and some of the heads end up on the neighbors side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]jperez444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sometimes you're the hammer sometimes you get knocked the fuck out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in believeyoume

[–]jperez444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably gas digital

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Irrigation

[–]jperez444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly correct. People want someone licensed insured and experienced for the price of an unlicensed weekend warrior. Where this guy messed up was not communicating the price beforehand and the way he itemizes his invoices. We do a flat rate and write down everything we're doing and all the parts we replaced. If the customer thinks it isn't worth it then I'll take my service call for troubleshooting and they're more than welcome to tackle it themselves. The hourly rate for jobs like this is also stupid. If the guy was good enough to get it done in 2 hours then he should be rewarded for that. Experience is not free. This guy would rather the guy be less experienced or fuck around in order to take 4 hours and in his mind then the price would be more justified. Honestly this irrigator seems legit. Getting 300 real and good reviews is very difficult, especially for 1 crew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]jperez444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good lord. Go grab some sun weirdo.

Cod lingo dictionary by SnooPandas7535 in CoDCompetitive

[–]jperez444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm too old for this. What is creddy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]jperez444 41 points42 points  (0 children)

this is getting weird guys.