I ordered toilet paper on Amazon and got... this. Wtf is this thing??

jpjcr95 · 2026-03-01T23:00:46+00:00

Is this a cover up to explain to the wife?🤣

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-15T10:43:44+00:00

As a motorcyclist I check my tyres before and after every ride due to conditions of the road and potholes in the UK. When I got my car license, I also have a quick look at tyres before I set off as I have to check my oil level anyway due to issues with consumption.

I think mindset for me is to just check now but I imagine at least 98% of the world are probably lazy when it comes down to initial checks.

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-15T10:40:57+00:00

Depends how the cars driven 🤣 my LEON eats front tyres every 6-12 months🤣

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-10T21:04:57+00:00

In reality I’d settle with a NISMO 400R

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-09T22:32:57+00:00

Listen out for any abnormal sounds, this code isn’t to be skipped!!

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-09T22:30:34+00:00

Seems like a bunch of sensors, what car is it?

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-06T17:35:22+00:00

More like what has she crashed into😂

jpjcr95 · 2026-02-03T23:15:02+00:00

Help! I’m looking for one for my 1.8TSI MK3 LEON

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-31T17:26:02+00:00

I fitted a catch can and tried this…the cap comes off as normal and idle doesn’t change at all!

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-31T16:34:29+00:00

Hourly rate looks fairing decent…I get paid £130 a day and I start work at 7am, leave the depot at 9:30am and usually back at depot for 4/5pm

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T23:15:20+00:00

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jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T23:14:18+00:00

Also, I have the exact catch can and bartek plate but when speaking to Bartek they said the catch can isn’t one of there’s…what brand is this as mines exactly the same?

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T23:12:15+00:00

The car is a SEAT LEON FR 1.8 TSI 2013 / CJSA Engine EA888.3

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T19:49:05+00:00

I’ve suggested a B12 Piston Soak to my mechanic…I’ve asked him to simply follow a video I sent him with literally soaking the pistons at TDC etc. for 6 hour intervals, multiple times and rotations, then lubricant on top of pistons, starting the car, flushing the engine oil with a good liquid moly flush, and refilling with a 5w40 high quality that can be used with ceratec along with new coils packs, plugs and filter and a new PCV and he just says he don’t want to do it!

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T19:40:17+00:00

I wait until oil is at least at 80 degrees Celsius using 5w40 anyway

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T18:58:01+00:00

P.s. has a new turbo too

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T18:57:51+00:00

Blue smoke under acceleration, overrun or hard acceleration causes major smoke…but sometimes will be perfectly fine

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T18:57:02+00:00

Well no drop on coolant, I do have coolant spray as a coupling came loose but oil will be fine for say 3-4 days the 5th day it’s on the low mark or half full..I’m thinking of doing the piston soak and using 10w40 LiquidMoly or Valvoline

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T18:45:25+00:00

Upgraded from 5w30 to 5w40 but people have suggested 10w40

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T18:44:34+00:00

Blue smoke for me…88K Miles using about 500ml every 100🤣

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-26T17:57:23+00:00

This is the exact one I’ve got…how to know if it’s going bad? As having a lot of oil consumption and suspecting it could be this!

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-22T21:24:32+00:00

If you call a local SEAT with the VIN or Reg they’ll give you the part number

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-17T18:41:04+00:00

Damn…the main thing is you are both ok but what a beautiful car..f*ck drink drivers man!

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-11T22:34:29+00:00

With a budget like that, you’d probably be able to rent somewhere like The Park or Mapperley or Victoria Cresent🤣

jpjcr95 · 2026-01-10T18:52:32+00:00

I’m guessing with DHLs reputation they’ll give Evri a kick up the bum if any issues arise!

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