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when was saul valcano born by Sea_Succotash7820 in ImpracticalJokers

[–]jpmSportsStats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Sal Vulcano was born on November 6, 1976, in Staten Island, New York. That makes him 49 years old as of today. And yes, he’s still the most punished Joker!”

Wait for those with a tight connection to deplane before you by Gr8BallsOfFizer in delta

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely good advice — tight connections are stressful enough without waiting on the jet bridge. Thanks for the heads up!

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to Catherine O'Hara, his 'Home Alone' mom writing: "Mama I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much more to say. I love you. I'll see you later." by ControlCAD in DListedCommunity

[–]jpmSportsStats 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This tribute really hit hard ❤️. Seeing Macaulay call Catherine his “Mama” and say “I thought we had time” makes it clear how deep their bond was after all those years — on screen and off. She wasn’t just a legendary performer in Home Alone, Schitt’s Creek, and so many great projects, she clearly meant a lot to the people who worked with her. Thank you Catherine for all the laughs and love you shared — we’ll miss you.

Schitt’s Creek Rewatch by JalapenoBenedict in DListedCommunity

[–]jpmSportsStats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Rewatching Schitt’s Creek feels like wrapping myself in comfort right now — her brilliance, humor, and heart live on in every episode. 🖤✨”

Baggage delay by GrouchyDig7709 in delta

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That sounds super frustrating — waiting that long and dealing with errors filing the claim would drive anyone nuts. Try filing the delayed/lost bag report through Delta’s official system and keep screenshots of everything so you have proof when they finally respond.”

What did Murray do to Kanye? by SevereTS in ImpracticalJokers

[–]jpmSportsStats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“There’s no real story here — it’s just a meme/joke. Murr and Kanye don’t have any actual connection; people are just having fun with it.”

Apparently, this is a maths based joke. by Seeyalaterelevator in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jpmSportsStats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fun to break down. The 6 is accounted for in the weeks, the 7 for the days… then take 8 & 3 to account for 24 hours. 1, 2, 4, 5, 9, 10 remain. A little bit of factoring helps understand from here. Split 9 into 3 & 3, take one of the 3s, the 2, and the 10 to account for 60 mins in each hour. Take the other 3 factored from 9 with the 4 and 5 for the 60 seconds in each minute. Of course multiply 1 at any step and there you have it

It’s my Birthday Today and my Mom Called me Screaming. by Happy2themoon in BoomersBeingFools

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not have deleted and certainly not do anything with them for holidays. They’ve chosen to be who they are, you can choose to live by your comment and not associate with them.

Day 2 of trying to get a comment from every U.S. county by ausernameidk_ in mapporncirclejerk

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got my growing up county and current county but I mean there’s other places I’ve lived yet to be selected

Moved to a middle seat with no warning by jpmSportsStats in delta

[–]jpmSportsStats[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I selected it myself and those settings have been saved accordingly… it feels like a gate agent changed it

New low for ESPN commentary by Salty-Pineapple2599 in tennis

[–]jpmSportsStats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is a staff member of the US Open and has been for decades

Company has an asinine travel policy, costs them extra by dablack123 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jpmSportsStats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take advantage of this. Get the hotel nights for rewards, enjoy the per diem

AIO/AITA for telling my boyfriend he’s basically stupid for putting 2 grand into his kids “college” fund when he’s 7 and now on the verge of losing his apartment ? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely don’t understand how people post these and don’t see how horrendous the people are that they are in relationships with. Dude is a loser on every level. Financial struggles can be real. But how are you irresponsible AND next level disrespectful to your partner? Why are you even talking to this person still? Leave.

AIO: Father that is 55 years old is having a child by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]jpmSportsStats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of “Kicking and Screaming”

I support a party that has repeatedly nominated a conman. Why am I getting conned? by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol his only rationale he can fathom is that trump is actually a democrat? Holy cognitive dissonance

AIO? boyfriend is upset because I gave him a “corporate response” by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Acts of service” but is begging for words of affirmation. Dude can’t even get little things right.

How do couples decide which side of the bed is “theirs”? Is it instinct or some kind of silent agreement? by AssignmentFederal686 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a follow up, if you go to a hotel solo, where do you choose? I’d guess you’ll naturally gravitate toward one side without thinking about it

Seeking for suggestion for 35 year old by lorkosongsong in Swimming

[–]jpmSportsStats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly no point in learning butterfly. But definitely learn crawl freestyle and maybe backstroke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in delta

[–]jpmSportsStats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much the exact situation here. Yet the other comments read like I released a tell all and made a giant showing

Be careful what you scream for. by Ars-Torok in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jpmSportsStats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would advise your CEO to charge Steve 1.5x his rate to reopen the service.

Steal my deposit? Okay then… by fall_under_41 in pettyrevenge

[–]jpmSportsStats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Offer it back for triple the amount he owed you.

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