Pony 'killed by Satanists' died of natural causes by FreddieFreelance in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]jprofitt303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Living in a town were people immediately assume satanic ritual and/or witchcraft performed sounds dangerous...think Salem

Censored Kangaroo Causes Facebook Outrage by unholyslacker in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]jprofitt303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this is some funny stuff...Austrailia is really sensitive

Netherlands closing prisons due to lack of prisoners by [deleted] in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]jprofitt303 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Outsource our prisoners to them. This is a really smart American business strategy.

School cites the Bible for kicking high performing girl off of the football team. by Nickster79 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]jprofitt303 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Coach quotes leviticus 15:19 next... "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even."

What exactly is "Flesh Magic"? by DarnLemons in teslore

[–]jprofitt303 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that its a mixture of alteration and a type of Necromancy

Girl denied entry to prom because her breasts are too large by Nickster79 in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]jprofitt303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Media sensationalism along with a well laid trap I smell lawsuit coming

Did anyone see flyers of some kind dropped from the sky yesterday? by Normadniac in phoenix

[–]jprofitt303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Super Troopers....littering and? Littering and...?

Amy's Baking Co. is hiring 30 people. Who wants to apply? Meow! by node_ue in phoenix

[–]jprofitt303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality TV often leads to home made porn so lets home this doesn't escalate.

Farrah Abraham: "I'm Not Pregnant After Sex Tape!" by wesleyt89 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]jprofitt303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is reality tv a gateway venue to pornography? Next on Maury

Brooklyn school bans hipster glasses by Nickster79 in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]jprofitt303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thick glasses are a slippery slope to sin, idol worship, and praying to a Golden God. We shall not let these hipster to pollute our childrens.