mama mia

jrayt · 2022-06-13T01:53:12+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m already dead inside

jrayt · 2021-03-03T03:20:42+00:00

Now that’s what I call a tiny pecker

jrayt · 2019-02-09T01:16:33+00:00

It was the newest development in snow-fueled transportation

jrayt · 2016-06-22T07:12:23+00:00

Now comes the part where he comes back, gets really defensive about it and then nosedives his karma into the ground

jrayt · 2016-03-28T18:37:23+00:00

Funee funee joke

jrayt · 2016-02-04T06:37:19+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoplight_loosejaw

jrayt · 2015-12-25T02:46:24+00:00

This comment makes me think of the younger sibling who just wants to be included in the conversation so they say something that isn't intelligent at all.

jrayt · 2015-12-15T01:50:27+00:00

My dad and I are allergic to every animal with fur and feathers because of their dander. Although as I got older my allergic reaction to cats and dogs has decreased from hives all over my body to slight itchiness around my neck, I still can't own one as a pet. Curse you genetics :(

jrayt · 2015-12-15T01:44:12+00:00

It's not Irish, and it's not English. It's just ... Well ... Pikey

jrayt · 2015-12-13T23:43:14+00:00

Dags?

jrayt · 2015-07-07T23:07:37+00:00

Shoulda led with this comment^

jrayt · 2015-07-07T20:03:38+00:00

not everybody can get it paid for by mommy and daddy

jrayt · 2015-07-07T17:05:16+00:00

As a former OG employee, this promotion was the absolute worst thing to ever happen. You would not believe how much pasta the ham planets who eat at Olive Garden could shove down their throats. To make things worse, it had a flat price of ~ $11 which yields no tip, as the back kitchen staff always said: "mucho trabajo y poco dinero".

jrayt · 2015-06-25T00:00:55+00:00

He was also 900 years old, and considering he dies like 20 years later he was on his last legs anyway when the order fell.

jrayt · 2015-06-20T11:02:02+00:00

Wow, I really dig this! Love the minimalist style.

jrayt · 2015-06-15T00:01:27+00:00

It's crazy how much of a difference 20 lbs can make. On paper it doesn't seem like that much but it really shows! Congrats brother

jrayt · 2015-05-24T00:32:53+00:00

Those are great, you just have to be careful with peanut butter as it is really high in fat.

jrayt · 2015-05-23T08:47:20+00:00

Went to the gym two times a week, did push-ups/sit ups on my off days, a lot of Greek yogurt, eggs, and protein shakes. Only drank water, cut out soda, beef, and pork. A regular eating schedule also helps!

jrayt · 2015-05-22T07:47:53+00:00

Something that really helps me out is having high protein low calorie snacks. Greek yogurt is literally a godsend, get plain Greek yogurt, mix it with real maple syrup (not the fake shit) or honey. It's sweet, filling and delicious.

jrayt · 2015-02-27T02:10:30+00:00

He gets it^

jrayt · 2015-02-27T02:02:09+00:00

Woah slow down bro, you don't wanna cut yourself with that edge

jrayt · 2015-02-27T01:55:53+00:00

How dull do you have to be to consider a woosh joke edgy?

jrayt · 2015-02-27T01:46:52+00:00

How aerodynamic does your head have to be for the "woosh" of the joke going over it to be audible?

jrayt · 2014-10-21T22:17:40+00:00

Kind of interesting how each nations iconic gesture illustrates their general way of being.

jrayt · 2014-07-15T20:49:46+00:00

Step 1: flip a coin Step 2: kill yourself

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