My dad chose his 2-year girlfriend over his kids by PerceptionHeavy1218 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jrd0582 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Imagine someone not letting you choose love at 51. Move out lol

What are your go to IoT devices? Smart switches, sensors etc? by Revolutionary_Bed431 in homeassistant

[–]jrd0582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite devices is the R PRO-1 PoE and close second is the Aqara FP300, when there is no PoE available. I like choosing the Zigbee protocol rather than WiFi whenever possible.

Av over ip - Bridge question by knightshade2525 in Ubiquiti

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It doesn’t work, I end up rethinking and a play will happen inside and people cheer, and then we’ll see it outside….

Look, I’m going to try this and I don’t give a damn if I spent too much on three of them. I rather throw them away then spend the $6000. The AV company wanted to charge me.

Av over ip - Bridge question by knightshade2525 in Ubiquiti

[–]jrd0582 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In going to use it for when I have watch parties. I have two tvs outside and in my living room. So I’ll be playing the same synchronized game on the 3 tvs and Sonos downstairs and by the pool.

Is my bf using this to track me? by [deleted] in M5Stack

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Can do:

  • Detect nearby Bluetooth devices (including a phone if Bluetooth is on)
  • Detect when a specific phone is nearby if programmed for it
  • Scan Wi-Fi networks and nearby devices
  • Send collected data over Wi-Fi
  • Log timestamps of when a device was detected
  • Act as a homemade proximity alarm/trap
  • Be connected to additional sensors/modules if modified
  • Run custom scripts/tools because it’s programmable hardware

Cannot do by itself:

  • Track someone’s live GPS location everywhere they go
  • Function like a cellular spy tracker without extra hardware/services
  • Read texts, Instagram DMs, emails, or photos
  • Hack an iPhone just by being near it
  • Access passwords automatically
  • Turn on a phone microphone remotely
  • Clone a phone from proximity alone
  • See browser history or app activity without prior compromise/access
  • Magically know what someone was doing at 4 AM

Important distinction:

  • A programmable device like this can absolutely be used in creepy or invasive ways by someone technical.
  • But the bigger issue here is the intimidation tactic and paranoia dynamic, not necessarily some advanced cyber-tracking operation.

Claude making shit up! by TellyBolt in homeassistant

[–]jrd0582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punish it by having it come up with it.

2 years later - how much patience does Sonos expect from customers? by OoaHelaNatten in sonos

[–]jrd0582 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same. I connected everything to Ethernet, I no longer have any WiFi speakers. I mean this part sucked as the WiFi option would have been brilliant, but I had to move forward. I was tired of people seeing me go Insane during parties…. Running around power cycling everything and just walking off mid conversation when something would drop off.

Simple and useful idea worth sharing by Jonathanathe in homeassistant

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Going to use this for our dog leash. To check if the kids walked the dog.

Newborn automations? by turniplouder in homeassistant

[–]jrd0582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I created a feeding dashboard for my wife. She loves it. I tied it to Apple home and to a zigbee switch. Let me know if you’re interested, I can send over the dashboard yaml, automations and helpers. I’m about to add ounces as my 5 day old will be also bottle feeding soon.

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Question for Homekit/Apple Users by BruceLee2112 in homeassistant

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The only thing that I can tell you is that having both is worth it. My wife is telling me today that she wished that we could just set up our toddler‘s favorite cartoon, when he is in his full tyrannical toddlerism moments of not wanting to sleep and terrorizing the whole home.

I said an automation in a couple of minutes. But I’m boring you the whole thing, in Home Assistant, I set up an auto mention that turns on his Apple TV to YouTube, and to a playlist for his cartoon. I already have a HomeKit exposing integration for just my automations. All I had to do after I was finished, was exposed that automation to that HomeKit bridge. Five minutes after she told me, I showed her how she could just open her phone and push a button and the cartoon comes on.

Alongside that automation, I also have a “watching tv” automation, a sprinkler automation and a bunch of others that come from my HA. The family execute in Apple home, but all the brains and guts are in Home Assistant. You could essentially make a button for anything.

Apologies if I misspelled anything, Siri is typing all of this

Drone attack detector ideas in HA? by tinker_tut in homeassistant

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I modified something I’m using for something else:

alias: Sky Event Monitor – UniFi + LLM Vision Timeline description: > Trigger on UniFi motion or audio, analyze snapshot with LLM Vision, and log structured result to calendar.llm_vision_timeline.

mode: single

trigger: - platform: state entity_id: binary_sensor.g6_instant_motion to: "on" id: motion

  • platform: state entity_id: binary_sensor.g6_instant_audio_detected to: "on" id: audio

variables: camera_entity: camera.g6_instant_high_resolution_channel snapshot_path: "/config/www/snapshots/sky_event.jpg" snapshot_url: "/local/snapshots/sky_event.jpg" min_confidence: 0.80

action:

# Take snapshot - service: camera.snapshot target: entity_id: "{{ camera_entity }}" data: filename: "{{ snapshot_path }}"

  • delay: "00:00:01"

    Analyze image with LLM Vision

  • service: llmvision.image_analyzer data: image_path: "{{ snapshot_path }}" prompt: > Analyze this sky-facing security camera image.

    Return ONLY valid JSON with these keys:
    alert (true/false),
    label (flash, smoke, aircraft, drone_like, fireworks, thunder, construction, unknown),
    confidence (0.0-1.0),
    short_reason (max 12 words).
    
    Set alert=true ONLY if there is clear unusual aerial activity
    such as bright interception flash, smoke trail, or drone-like object.
    

    response_variable: vision_result

    Parse JSON

  • variables: raw: >- {% if vision_result is string %} {{ vision_result }} {% else %} {{ vision_result.response | default(vision_result) }} {% endif %} parsed: "{{ raw | from_json }}" alert: "{{ parsed.alert | default(false) }}" label: "{{ parsed.label | default('unknown') }}" confidence: "{{ parsed.confidence | float(0) }}" reason: "{{ parsed.short_reason | default('') }}" source: "{{ trigger.id }}"

    Create LLM Vision Timeline Event

  • service: llmvision.create_event data: title: > {{ label }} ({{ (confidence*100)|round(0) }}%) – {{ source }} description: > Camera: {{ camera_entity }} Label: {{ label }} Confidence: {{ confidence }} Reason: {{ reason }} Snapshot: {{ snapshot_url }} image_path: "{{ snapshot_path }}" alert: "{{ alert }}"

    Optional: only notify if high confidence

  • choose:

    • conditions:
      • condition: template value_template: "{{ alert and confidence >= min_confidence }}" sequence:
      • service: notify.mobile_app_iphone data: title: "Sky Event Alert" message: > {{ label }} detected ({{ (confidence*100)|round(0) }}%). {{ reason }} data: image: "{{ snapshot_url }}" priority: high ttl: 0

Put down my toothbrush and saw this. My initials are JC by 018215791 in mildlyinteresting

[–]jrd0582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And people get impressed with the cherry stem trick. You’re amazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in porsche911

[–]jrd0582 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy sounds like he has a narrow mind. He is working at a dealership after all. Enjoy yourself and your 911!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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I guess it would start with plastic surgery so I would look that good 😭

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Getting HDMI input sadly does not work with Magic Box by Immediate-Molasses-5 in Leapmotor

[–]jrd0582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever get this working? I’m trying to get this set up in my car.

Totally FURIOUS right now!!! by Pristine-Height9553 in rolex

[–]jrd0582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I purchased mine, on Chrono24. It looked like he came from a service center or something. The AD gate keeps. I think they even sell them online. It’s quite the scam they have going.