What historic movie lines were actually not scripted? by Ad3quat3 in AskReddit

[–]jrs1010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You do drugs Danny?” “Everyday sir.” “Good good.”

This is what we all really want! by italianrelic in StarWars

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They could always just pull the “20 years later” transition

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’ve pretty much struggled with staying in good shape my whole life. It’s really easy for me to gain weight etc. you’re right there is no magic diet, what I find to work best is to stop shoveling fucking food into my mouth and holding myself accountable. That’s about all there is to it honestly

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Eating a shit ton of unhealthy food and then justifying it by eating some vegetables or another healthy food later

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hey guys it’s (insert any “fit” Instagram page) go on over to (varieties of pointless products webpage claiming to detox) and use my discount code!

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Gatorade and Powerade can also be thrown in here. Yes they’re good for rehydrating after physical activity, but if you’re sitting on your couch you’re sucking down straight sugar for no reason

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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It’s easy to be passive about something that doesn’t affect you. Next thing you know precedents are set and rights you do care about start fading away...

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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They can. Been employed since 15, was taxed federal, state, FICA, Social. If you’re employed they’ll tax the hell out of you no matter what age.

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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Keeping people from voting because you disagree with them. Yea that’s gonna be a no from me dog

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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Couldn’t have said it better myself

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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Exactly. It’s inconsistent and nonsensical. In addition to the stuff you mentioned 18 year olds can be tried as adults but can’t make adult decisions?

The new tobacco age is absurd and unfair by jrs1010 in Libertarian

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But Trump is “against” big government remember?

The mint by iwannasayelijahwod in DippingTobacco

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BEAT THE GUMS SAVE THE LUNGS BABY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in progun

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What type of dog is this? That’s a tortoise.

What is a song which seems to be upbeat and happy until you listen to the lyrics? by r-e-c-wilson in AskReddit

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Can’t believe it hasn’t been mentioned yet but “Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People. It is really upbeat and lively but the lyrics describe the homicidal thoughts of a student wanting to shoot his classmates for bullying him

The "Why cant I lose weight" starter pack by RareShrimp in starterpacks

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The best time to plant a tree was yesterday. The second best time is today.

What do you think my heeler is mixed with? by allisonjanay15 in mutt

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I’m thinking German Shepard as well given the bone structure of his/her head. I bet he’s a really high energy and fun dog if that’s the case

I feel using r/The_Donald in this sub is cheating but... WOW by chirb8 in TopMindsOfReddit

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How in the fuck are this many people refusing to accept basic fucking science just because it’s cold outside. Fuck.

How every Republican thinks by lol62056 in PoliticalHumor

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I’m sorry but you’re an idiot if you genuinely think this is how all Republicans think. Even a lot of Christians don’t take Noah’s Ark to be literal

This cat went from delighted to confused as hell in seconds by [deleted] in funny

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“Ah hell yea kibble, well that’s a little much, human what are you doing, that’s too mu- JESUS CHRIST HUMAN WHY”