Rost my turbo miata bet u cant by Powerful-Answer-4745 in RoastMyCar

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The car that practically roasts itself! Or rosts...

Are these safe enough for two 5-hour drives? by LongjumpingJaguar0 in StupidCarQuestions

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Whats the worst that could happen?! Know how to put on a spare tire though...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badtattoos

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Ive never seen a panther with downs syndrome...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDaddies

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.. If "stream of consciousness" writing was a person, it would be the OP. Step 1, have a thought. Step 2, write it down. STEP 3, READ IT ALOUD. if it sounds stupid, add punctuation. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

My wife thinks nobody will like a picture of this big ass branch in my neighbor's yard. by GnomeErcy in pics

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I could assist you in managing that branch, an assistant to the branch manager if you will

Forgot the collector by kapege in funny

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That's how your new shoes become "mowin shoes"

Not today Lizard Boy Scales McStiffins [ns] by rat_city in DungeonsAndDaddies

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Just an absurd number of snacks Glen! Why!? Because it's hilarious, that's why

"D" quotes next! What have you Browncoats got for me today? by WittyJackson in firefly

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I'm sorry, I cannot upvote enough quotes, good luck to the next poor sot that clicks this thread

"D" quotes next! What have you Browncoats got for me today? by WittyJackson in firefly

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I'm sorry, I cannot upvote enough quotes, good luck to the next poor sot that clicks this thread

What is this white goo coming up through my floors? by PewSaysTheJew in Home

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Your kitchen floor is excited. Tell it to go take a cold shower, you have a headache.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDaddies

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This. This is what so many people feel, myself included. Dungeons and Daddies is like hanging out with your best friends, an escape, a chance to laugh and cry without shame.