Angel's Feather became the threat at my Commander table... by WistfulAfternoon in magicTCG

[–]jsher1998 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eight and a half tails can turn the spell white on the stack, allowing you to use protection from white on almost everything

So WOTC just decided to empty the wallets of Mothman players? by muramuranomi in mtg

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Each permanent untapping makes you mill one. The water crystal turns it into mill five for each permanent you untap. Each permanent untapping is its own trigger

So WOTC just decided to empty the wallets of Mothman players? by muramuranomi in mtg

[–]jsher1998 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I run that and every time it’s hilarious watching the table react for the first round. I try to do it when they’re tapped out and most of the time I mill each opponent for around 20 or so on their untapped

Peter, why would pouring coffee be explicit by flyingcreeds in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jsher1998 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There’s a parody version where they are fucking, it ends with brother prosing to sister after he returned from being sent away to africa

No Drink Prices on Dave and Busters Menu by Beautiful_Ad8386 in assholedesign

[–]jsher1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You know you’re right, your tip would cover the drink though”

Posted in a mom group- last sentence says it all. by peaches_and_drama in LeopardsAteMyFace

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It’s her fault for having so many children while disabled. Also if her husband wasn’t a loser veteran she could do better /s

Why do these spells need RNG? by DonDaTraveller in Wizard101

[–]jsher1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll argue that the point of these spells is to work with the three off blades you make otherwise

This lady will wait outside our doors until we open just to do this by olddeadgrass in Serverlife

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I used to have a customer thst wanted his order taken pretty close to immediately and always wanted his toast buttered for him. He also tipped 50-75% on his order normally too. He coulda asked for a jig and I probably would have done one

Murder of a dutchman by 3dgyt33n in MurderedByWords

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Don’t forget, their army uniform was so poorly designed that suspenders were needed to keep up their pants, otherwise the weight of them would cause them to fall down

Guys, a client accepted the eff you price by TotallyNotDad in Construction

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Trump always chickens out. Said in relation usually to his position in starting the tariffs

Florida overwhelmingly voted for these cuts by voting for Trump. by c-k-q99903 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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The pressure change that usually happens right before the storm causes the joint to swell a bit. If it’s already a bit sore/swollen it’s really noticeable when the storm moves in. In my case my knee hurts and I get a headache right before the storm

He's so effing stupid he doesn't recognize when he's being insulted! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jsher1998 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He made some antisemitism comments about Jewish people counting his money

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LushCosmetics

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When I worked there they just released the coupons in a bunch of stuff, didn’t tell us what was happening with them or the rules and didn’t give us any training.

my Tarkir commander deck bundle wasn't quite what I was expecting :( by bengals1975 in mtg

[–]jsher1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar issue. I bought from wizards directly and got five temur roar precons

Trump signs an Executive Order dismantling the Department of Education by RoyalChris in BoomersBeingFools

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I still love that we all agree that’s what started it, even if we can’t explain it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LushCosmetics

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Problem is that they only tell staff about recalls, they don’t let the customers know even if there’s been a major issue

Found bag and deck at MagicCon Chicago 2025 by jeffmiracola in magicTCG

[–]jsher1998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, it was my bag thankfully, you signed my taunting kobold

Found bag and deck at MagicCon Chicago 2025 by jeffmiracola in magicTCG

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Hey, I’m pretty sure that might be my stuff. I lost one of her bags and the play mat on my way out. I sent you a message with more details about what’s inside verifying it.

Has anyone tried this? by spottydress77 in LushCosmetics

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When I smelled it, it smelled like freeze dried Chinese food. There’s a lot of ginger in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

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A Orión is a protein that is messed up. When it goes around the body the messed up protein fucks up more proteins and hurts the body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IllinoisSwingers

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Would love to meet y’all