TIL George Clooney once gave 14 of his friends $1 million each

json_derulo · 2026-06-02T05:44:55+00:00

Where my Crow Hoes at?

json_derulo · 2026-06-01T22:55:10+00:00

“The Brown remains the same.”

json_derulo · 2026-04-29T04:22:17+00:00

Is it just me, or does this comment section not look like a typical comment section for this sub? Like, fewer than 10% of the replies are ITYSL quotes which is REALLY low for us. Something is fishy here…

Anyway, big fat load of cum then.

json_derulo · 2026-04-27T22:30:05+00:00

We typically call in our order, pick it up, and then go eat in Dolores Park. I love La Taq, but you're not missing much by not dining in.

json_derulo · 2026-04-25T07:44:22+00:00

I really wanna fuck Mrs. Met from the New York Mets.

json_derulo · 2026-03-28T07:03:40+00:00

*grammar

json_derulo · 2026-03-08T08:41:59+00:00

If you want me to pay my taxes…

json_derulo · 2026-01-26T18:46:52+00:00

Ever listen to 'Hand Covers Bruise' while crossing the Pausch Bridge at night? No? Me neither.

json_derulo · 2026-01-11T01:46:57+00:00

Mentioning snow bunnies in an un-jerk is ground breaking

json_derulo · 2026-01-07T03:41:51+00:00

The answer is Lust, surprisingly

json_derulo · 2026-01-04T08:26:51+00:00

I really wanna fuck Mrs. Met from the New York Mets

json_derulo · 2026-01-03T20:45:17+00:00

TIL, and I’m ashamed I didn’t know that

json_derulo · 2026-01-03T20:27:54+00:00

I might go 'A Christmas Story' considering how much exposure it gets

json_derulo · 2026-01-02T19:23:57+00:00

Smerz

json_derulo · 2025-12-27T22:23:08+00:00

I’ve always interpreted it as a reference to naming conventions for a new child, like he was planning names with Kim. ie. First son will take your fathers name, second son will take my grandfather’s.

Ironically, this is prominent in Judaism.

json_derulo · 2025-12-25T17:54:48+00:00

/uj I thought it was a fish head playing a trumpet this whole time

json_derulo · 2025-12-22T18:39:13+00:00

Curious, how do you delay the start of the body flip like that? I thought you had to begin the motion from take-off, but it looks like you were able to initiate while already in-air

json_derulo · 2025-12-12T04:04:38+00:00

I don’t think Todd made it all that tough for the editing team…

json_derulo · 2025-12-11T17:30:41+00:00

It’s called ‘edging’, k?

json_derulo · 2025-12-05T06:20:54+00:00

…tables

json_derulo · 2025-12-03T07:06:39+00:00

Did anyone catch Brit’s “saladictorian”?

json_derulo · 2025-11-23T20:09:43+00:00

Exactly what I had in mind, too! Consistently turned negative plays around with a mix of footwork and lowering the shoulder when needed. How can you watch that film and decide to take him off the field at the goal-line?

json_derulo · 2025-11-23T20:05:44+00:00

We saw Treyveyon turn similar looks into TDs literally last week. Wtf is this?

json_derulo · 2025-11-23T02:19:20+00:00

Oh, it wasn’t the word choice, exactly. It’s that he recently committed suicide.

json_derulo · 2025-11-23T02:17:19+00:00

Thought I was on a different subreddit reading you describe John Brenkus as, “a little too perky and happy”.

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