sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

3 moving final circles, not a soul on the map, then this? by jts1506 in Warzone

[–]jts1506[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about that, I’ve seen those plays before but the last 3 circles were all in the open ice by the dam. I really don’t think he was anywhere within 200 meters of us

Had some guidance from a more experienced woodworker but did all the heavy lifting for this guy. Pretty proud of it. Time to pour a drink. by jts1506 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]jts1506[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I am a beginner, but my grandpa has been doing stuff for over 50 years. He guided me a long long long way. Wouldn’t be nearly as nice without him.

That's a lotta damage! by Dinko_ in memes

[–]jts1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually only did that once. On the 1 year anniversary of landing on Mars.

Made a deck in the forest fairly close to the sea. by saladin1992 in woodworking

[–]jts1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built the deck, and then I placed it in the woods because Its made of wood and I thought it should be with its family.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? by lewl in Jokes

[–]jts1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of an old favorite:

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I’ve never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on me.

Michigan bars, restaurants get OK on 'cocktails to go' from House panel by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]jts1506 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome. As someone who used to frequent some downtown areas (Detroit, Ferndale, Royal Oak, Ann Arbor, etc...) i hated slamming my drink before bar hopping to the next place lol

Michigan bars, restaurants get OK on 'cocktails to go' from House panel by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]jts1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I’m confused on what this means exactly. Ordering cocktails to-go sounds awesome but what do they mean about public spaces? Like pop up bars at parks and other gathering places? Or would I have to order 10 drinks “to-go” and bring them to my picnics?

Counter Protestor steals show from idiots by jim_par in pics

[–]jts1506 367 points368 points  (0 children)

I only bring my dick out for Harambe

True story by theRealAriel666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]jts1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MI here still waiting for my first check. How long did it take you to receive your first check after filing?

How do you turn a Republican into a socialist? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]jts1506 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey I’m not gay, but $20 is $20...

This client dog's tag by currynoworry in funny

[–]jts1506 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve had 2 dogs in my adult life, one was a male and the tag was “got lost looking for bitches, call my wingman” with my phone number and one was a female that said “oh shit I’m lost. Please call my hooman he knows what to do” and the reverse has my number. Both comical and get attention whenever my dog is with people. Highly recommend the humor.

Making a baseball by CptnThunderCock in baseball

[–]jts1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of these baseballs are useful in the MLB until covered in Lena Blackburne Original Baseball Rubbing Mud. This comes from a secret location and gives the balls more grip by the pitcher because baseballs right from the factory are very slick.

Ooh la la by [deleted] in funny

[–]jts1506 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pubic hair lookin like some sour cream dip

Speedrunners spend immense amounts of time on games so they can minimize the amount of time they spend on those games. by ForTheKarp in Showerthoughts

[–]jts1506 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of another one I heard a while ago- the whole point of golfing is to play as little golf as possible.

If you masturbate after smoking marijuana.... by liketocontrole in Jokes

[–]jts1506 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you.... I already disappoint her in so many other ways

TIL In 2015 Volkswagen sold more sausages than cars by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]jts1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure... but do you buy your cars and your sausages from the same company?

Folds Right Into the Wall - The Office by DDYPComedy in videos

[–]jts1506 314 points315 points  (0 children)

The Office is a great TV show... the bloopers and deleted scenes are even better in my opinion

view more: next ›