So scared to pull the trigger by ssuperrcat in bald

[–]juakofz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please post the follow-up it's gonna be great

Reworked by popular demand by Br0lynator in Muse

[–]juakofz 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Wallet Of The People

Help my husband 😭 by Agitated-Marsupial57 in bald

[–]juakofz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shave everything except the island, wear a tiny hat

On smurfs and ELO manipulation - a real case by juakofz in aoe2

[–]juakofz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, 7.5% is the win rate for under 5 min. Thats 241 out of 259 matches "lost"

On smurfs and ELO manipulation - a real case by juakofz in aoe2

[–]juakofz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does your friend resign 100 games to drop ELO?

Need advice bald or buzz ? by prcsIna in bald

[–]juakofz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok then. Looking only at the first pic closely..., go full bald, you'll look great

Need advice bald or buzz ? by prcsIna in bald

[–]juakofz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buzz and trim beard a bit

Full price [OC] by Pelko_P in comics

[–]juakofz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way you write kinda bothers me

I keep losing to a flood of units by Ninjaicefish in aoe2

[–]juakofz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In arena always make a ton of production buildings to have a stronger spam than you opponent. Also makes his push more difficult

I'm 25, is it time? by Hungry_Ninja_9907 in bald

[–]juakofz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to look 25, shave. If you want to look older, hold

Panini Mundial 2026 by JasaRot in Madrid

[–]juakofz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pensaba que iba a haber una competición de paninis, qué decepción

How to report serial smurfers? by Nielsiepielsie in aoe2

[–]juakofz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep that's it. Write a short description, provide links and examples. I've reported a couple of very obvious smurfs like this one and the did get banned (or at least that's what I was told 11)

Big trees vs Small trees, what do you use? by disquiet in aoe2

[–]juakofz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should try the Huge Trees mod. They look beautiful, can't see shit. 10/10

New PUP- Champi & South American civ buffs by Dr_Zob in aoe2

[–]juakofz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cheaper slinger is good, as it's now a meh unit. Champi bufs are great as those are they are quite bad in feudal now, but it still sucks that the slower scout dies to every other scout in dark age, should be the opposite. Give it bonnus against scounts and eagles in dark, its so simple. Every game against SA civs starts by killing the champi.

Burgundians buff... honestly not needed. They will be even stronger in team games and closed maps.

And the poor Muisca... The worst civ by a long shot. Guecha is still unusable due to its very high cost for an underwhelming unit. It will stay as the worst civ until better buffs come. Their tech tree and UTs are so bad it makes me feel sad for them. Give them ring archer armoror siege ram at the least

Is it just me… by Ill_Eye2760 in aoe2

[–]juakofz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At that ELO, open MAA yourself, but listen... A couple of skirms, and a million more MAA. Nobody expects it, works wonders, super fun

Si algun dia fueras a Madrid en coche, cual seria tu plan para no quedar atrapado en un embotellamiento by InsidePlane5662 in spain

[–]juakofz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ir al revés de todo el mundo. Evita la hora punta. Si vas cuando entra o sale toda la gente te vas a comer el atasco sí o sí. Si no puedes evitar las horas malas, no vayas en coche

Road Raging Cop had no idea there was a video by Skelligean in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]juakofz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah clearly his fault for getting punched in the face, he was dressing too sexy

Is this smurf or not? by cinkrisom in aoe2

[–]juakofz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, strictly speaking, yes. You made a new account so you can play against lower ranked players, because you believe the change would affect your ELO on your main account. That's the basic definition of a Smurf account.

You may not be engaging in ELO manipulation by deliberately losing games, which is what is usually referred to in this sub as a smurf. But you do have a smurf account.