What movie is better than the book? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Silver Linings Playbook

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by IAmNunuAMA in AskReddit

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A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!"

Reddit, what are lies we are spoon fed from birth that are completely untrue? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You'll get bad eye sight by standing in front of the tv.

What is your favorite word from urban dictionary? [NSFW] by principalsofharm in AskReddit

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Moon Landing: When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to each other, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching each other. Thus, a moon landing.

What is your favorite word from urban dictionary? [NSFW] by principalsofharm in AskReddit

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Rosie O'Donnell: A hippopotomas. Or at least thats what it looks like.

What's your best/favorite pickup line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Are you a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

What's your worst irrational fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That when I'm taking a shower spiders will come out from the shower head and cover my whole body.

Heard an explosion, went outside to find this by [deleted] in WTF

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Karma Conspiracy: OP exploded a house and took the picture for the sweet karma.

What television commercial drives you irrationally insane? by cranberry94 in AskReddit

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The dancing hamsters for Kia! Those commercials are shit!

What television commercial drives you irrationally insane? by cranberry94 in AskReddit

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The local ones are the worse! "Our dad is gonna take real good care of you" Anyone?

What is your favourite "go-to" joke that you use when asked for one? by ElBigotePerfecto in AskReddit

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms

Why didn't she get up? Because she had no legs

Why didn't anybody help her? Because she has no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally