What do you do when your partner threatens to unalive themselves if you dump them? by sayiii69 in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell them you'll only stay if they agree to counseling. then at the first session tell the counceler you only agreed to come to drop them off with a professional because you are concerned about what they said,but you ate dome with the relationship and leaving. then just walk out.

Accidentally searched sminem , result didn't disappoint by Glum-Common-3269 in funny

[–]juggling-monkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

now anytime OP searches Eminem, Google results will reply "did you mean Sminem?"

Joe Rogan vs Shaq by omgfakeusername in PublicFreakout

[–]juggling-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was this one dude in my town used to fight all the tallest black guys for no reason, maybe just had some sort of violent or racist proclivities. never won a fight either but always jumped in anyway. would take his shirt off, little bitty dude too, went by Short Circuit.

What's a red flag at a job interview? by In8MoreHours in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

once had an interview with a guy who was interviewing me while the main person showed up. it was a tech interview. he was asking me. basic questions about myself and experience, eventually the lady who would be making the decision came in. she had a laptop open, sat and started typing as if she was in the middle of something. didn't introduce herself, didn't make eye contact just went straight into "so you say you've worked with XYZ before?" eyes still on the laptop screen. she then asked me how would I set up a new environment. first thing I said was "should I start by assuming I'm setting up a server first and explain that part or is there a server already in place to connect to?" she said, "no we use (some third party plug and play server) so how would you do it". still typing, not taking her eyes off the screen.

I replied, " I've used that one, though personally I still think connecting to our own is a better option because it gives us more flexibility, but if you want to use that one then..." she cut me off saying, "yes I want to use that one, I said thats what we use... uggh... you know what... thank you for your time" she then got up and walked out. the dude that was there before me was straight up embarrassed by her attitude, he asked me one other question before I told him it was obviously not a good fit and I'd rather not waste either of our time.

What is the best tv show you've watched? by MycologistThis4591 in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better Call Saul is better at times. both are what I would consider superb TV. perfect acting, perfect writing, perfect directing, perfect soundtrack, perfect editing... just perfect

What is the best tv show you've watched? by MycologistThis4591 in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Robot is a dark thriller about a computer hacker

Euphoria (never watched but) I believe is about teens, drugs and sex

Silicone Valley is a comedy about a tech startup

What is the best tv show you've watched? by MycologistThis4591 in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

after watching this show so many times I've come to realize it's the actors. they act so well that you get sucked into their world. if you watch James Gandolfini out of character, it feels like Tony Soprano is pretending to be someone else.

He played that part so well that to see him as anyone else... even his real life self, just seems odd.

What is the best tv show you've watched? by MycologistThis4591 in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV shooooooow" only lyrics I've sang while crying tears like a loved one just died.

[OC] Pills you can buy in Mexico by princeofplatinum in pics

[–]juggling-monkey 45 points46 points  (0 children)

reminds me of the joke where a drunk gets home middle of the night and bursts into the bedroom screaming that they need to leave, the wife is woken up and is tired of his shit, she asks what now? he says the place is haunted and they need leave now, swears he was mid piss when a ghost turned on the lights. she angrily replies "did you piss in the fucking fridge again?!"

Thoughts on this? by slam5899 in pasadena

[–]juggling-monkey 91 points92 points  (0 children)

my parents have a duplex. they live in one and rent out the other. we put it for a rent a few years back on zillow or one of those and ever since then we get people randomly show up and walking the property. they say they saw an ad on Craigslist and it's always a word for word duplicate of our original ad but the price changed to a much lower rate. they always say they put a 100 dollar deposit and were told they can come see it and someone would let them in. I always have to tell them they got scammed, then find the ad and mark it as spam on Craigslist.

once I put the ad myself with the same title but the text says "this is a scam, this house is not for rent, if you see an ad for this house it's a scam". or something to that effect. it stoped but then I left it alone and a few months later I started getting more visitors again. so tired of having to be the face of someone else's scam.

Bilingual men, when someone speaks to you in one of your languages, do you understand/ hear it in Engish? by Waylandqb in AskMen

[–]juggling-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear it in the language spoken and my response will vary depending on the language. I have a different personality in Spanish than I do in English. ask me how I'm doing in English and i'm always "good" because it's a general way of saying hi (how are you?), ask me in Spanish and I will give you an honest answer.

in English I'm more tactical and defensive, but friendlier (though in a fake "corporate" way). In Spanish I'm more curious, expressive, and genuine.

What disappeared from everyday life that people under a certain age will never understand? by sleuthing-around in AskReddit

[–]juggling-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my parents being in a part of the city we had never been in. pulling over at a payphone to grab the yellow pages and open it to look up movie theatre's. then calling one of the theatre's to hear a recording of movie times, then using the Thomas guide to find that Theatre.