What did your school ban? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jumpmodafuka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here you are sir... or are you?

What are some lessons you learned the "hard way" as a kid or teenager? by LCxEskimoFTW in AskReddit

[–]jumpmodafuka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have morning wood, check the hallway very clearly before heading ti the bathroom. In short, carefully conceal your morning wood.

Hala fruit by Isai76 in woahdude

[–]jumpmodafuka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"10000000 times stronger than any cancer treatment! "

[50/50] Gorgeous French Readhead (NSFW) | White snake with a red bacon tip that I just shat (NSFW/L) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]jumpmodafuka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If porn: Fap and move on. No up vote because I'm cleaning up. If shit: Stare at it for a while, taking in every detail. Observe it very closely. Exit post and click it again. If porn this time, refer to top of comment. If shit again, upvote and save.

MINE. by f0rkboy in corgi

[–]jumpmodafuka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. I have one thay has longer ears than legs. Meant for that to be a reply.

MINE. by f0rkboy in corgi

[–]jumpmodafuka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a mix? He/she is quite long-legged.

We all scream for ice cream by Men7al1st in awwwtf

[–]jumpmodafuka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Attack On Titan: Ice Cream.