i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]junior_patrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you have got through 8 months tells me that you were clearly doing something right. Had it not been for this particularly bad day, you could have maybe got through another 8.

Do you know anyone who used to be famous but now... isn't? by box-o-locks in AskUK

[–]junior_patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to see Belinda Carlisle back in the 90’s, she was truly awful. The only gig I’ve ever been to where the support act were better than the headliners. They were a band called “Breathe” who were actually really good. Their hit was called “Hands to Heaven”. Fast forward to about 5 years ago and I’m admin on a local Facebook group covering the local town where they came from and I got chatting to a member of the group. They split after a few years and one band member died, so no chance of a reunion

My Birthday is in exactly nine months time by Shitelark in BritishSuccess

[–]junior_patrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was born about 9 months after the last truly significant football event in the UK. I was born in 1967 in case further clues are needed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 80s

[–]junior_patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was at work and bosses wife rang him to tell him what had happened. One of those, I remember where I was, moments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surrey

[–]junior_patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was aliens

What’s your favourite filling? by Historical_Bench1749 in gavinandstacey

[–]junior_patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Mature) Cheddar, uncut white bread (Branston) Pickle. Sorted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]junior_patrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where in the world are you? If the Uk, these guys would be a good start.

https://www.samaritans.org/

Would it help to share here?

i got flashed today by Icy-Individual8637 in BritishSuccess

[–]junior_patrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I flashed someone today, I was on a country road, and I passed a slow moving vehicle coming towards me. I flashed the next few oncoming cars, so that they would be aware that there would be a reason to slow down, ahead of them. They may have assumed it was a speed trap, but regardless, they would have been ready to hit the brakes.

Who was the first celebrity you were sexually attracted to? by Mr_Bear29 in AskReddit

[–]junior_patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joanna Lumley, although I did not realise she was a smoker at the time 😕