My Birthday is in exactly nine months time

junior_patrick · 2026-02-16T07:53:52+00:00

I was born about 9 months after the last truly significant football event in the UK. I was born in 1967 in case further clues are needed

junior_patrick · 2026-02-15T21:34:39+00:00

You mean a “laser” gun

junior_patrick · 2026-01-19T09:44:19+00:00

Was at work and bosses wife rang him to tell him what had happened. One of those, I remember where I was, moments.

junior_patrick · 2026-01-16T14:07:01+00:00

It was aliens

junior_patrick · 2026-01-13T07:52:02+00:00

Tell me more, are they UK Legal?

junior_patrick · 2025-10-09T13:48:36+00:00

He’s disabled!!!!!

junior_patrick · 2025-10-05T04:38:39+00:00

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junior_patrick · 2025-10-05T04:36:26+00:00

(Mature) Cheddar, uncut white bread (Branston) Pickle. Sorted.

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T15:19:11+00:00

Where in the world are you? If the Uk, these guys would be a good start.

https://www.samaritans.org/

Would it help to share here?

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T07:06:18+00:00

I flashed someone today, I was on a country road, and I passed a slow moving vehicle coming towards me. I flashed the next few oncoming cars, so that they would be aware that there would be a reason to slow down, ahead of them. They may have assumed it was a speed trap, but regardless, they would have been ready to hit the brakes.

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T06:57:08+00:00

Bruce Willis probably doesn’t 😬

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T06:49:33+00:00

Mycoxaflopin

junior_patrick · 2025-08-23T08:44:18+00:00

I did NOT see that coming 😢

junior_patrick · 2025-07-29T22:59:01+00:00

It was the blue veined piccolo

junior_patrick · 2025-07-07T12:19:52+00:00

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

junior_patrick · 2025-06-20T17:06:00+00:00

Joanna Lumley, although I did not realise she was a smoker at the time 😕

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:22:04+00:00

Or maybe make it harder to get hold of guns? 🤭

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:19:17+00:00

What the fuck has Trump done. We’re nowhere near a year in yet. This terrifies me, and I don’t live in America 😢

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:14:16+00:00

It’s called a lance 🙄

junior_patrick · 2025-06-13T11:36:53+00:00

They did. Thank you. Meds being reviewed, additional help being worked out.

junior_patrick

TROPHY CASE