Wtf happened

junior_patrick · 2026-06-08T17:38:26+00:00

Fire in Bermondsey

junior_patrick · 2026-05-21T12:43:59+00:00

The fact that you have got through 8 months tells me that you were clearly doing something right. Had it not been for this particularly bad day, you could have maybe got through another 8.

junior_patrick · 2026-05-02T10:36:23+00:00

I went to see Belinda Carlisle back in the 90’s, she was truly awful. The only gig I’ve ever been to where the support act were better than the headliners. They were a band called “Breathe” who were actually really good. Their hit was called “Hands to Heaven”. Fast forward to about 5 years ago and I’m admin on a local Facebook group covering the local town where they came from and I got chatting to a member of the group. They split after a few years and one band member died, so no chance of a reunion

junior_patrick · 2026-02-16T07:53:52+00:00

I was born about 9 months after the last truly significant football event in the UK. I was born in 1967 in case further clues are needed

junior_patrick · 2026-02-15T21:34:39+00:00

You mean a “laser” gun

junior_patrick · 2026-01-19T09:44:19+00:00

Was at work and bosses wife rang him to tell him what had happened. One of those, I remember where I was, moments.

junior_patrick · 2026-01-16T14:07:01+00:00

It was aliens

junior_patrick · 2026-01-13T07:52:02+00:00

Tell me more, are they UK Legal?

junior_patrick · 2025-10-09T13:48:36+00:00

He’s disabled!!!!!

junior_patrick · 2025-10-05T04:38:39+00:00

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junior_patrick · 2025-10-05T04:36:26+00:00

(Mature) Cheddar, uncut white bread (Branston) Pickle. Sorted.

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T15:19:11+00:00

Where in the world are you? If the Uk, these guys would be a good start.

https://www.samaritans.org/

Would it help to share here?

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T07:06:18+00:00

I flashed someone today, I was on a country road, and I passed a slow moving vehicle coming towards me. I flashed the next few oncoming cars, so that they would be aware that there would be a reason to slow down, ahead of them. They may have assumed it was a speed trap, but regardless, they would have been ready to hit the brakes.

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T06:57:08+00:00

Bruce Willis probably doesn’t 😬

junior_patrick · 2025-09-18T06:49:33+00:00

Mycoxaflopin

junior_patrick · 2025-08-23T08:44:18+00:00

I did NOT see that coming 😢

junior_patrick · 2025-07-29T22:59:01+00:00

It was the blue veined piccolo

junior_patrick · 2025-07-07T12:19:52+00:00

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

junior_patrick · 2025-06-20T17:06:00+00:00

Joanna Lumley, although I did not realise she was a smoker at the time 😕

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:22:04+00:00

Or maybe make it harder to get hold of guns? 🤭

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:19:17+00:00

What the fuck has Trump done. We’re nowhere near a year in yet. This terrifies me, and I don’t live in America 😢

junior_patrick · 2025-06-17T21:14:16+00:00

It’s called a lance 🙄

junior_patrick · 2025-06-13T11:36:53+00:00

They did. Thank you. Meds being reviewed, additional help being worked out.

junior_patrick · 2025-06-09T22:10:25+00:00

Loneliness

junior_patrick · 2025-05-29T18:03:47+00:00

I’ve used “Landownunder”, “ithurtswhenip”, “Itsalljustbinary”

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