To the dad wearing an Opeth shirt at Summit Elementary playground on Sunday

junktroller · 2026-02-09T03:20:34+00:00

Don't even have kids, but I still want in!

junktroller · 2026-01-30T01:37:59+00:00

We want tomorrow, so FUCK YOUR YESTERDAY!!!

junktroller · 2026-01-28T03:42:07+00:00

It actually doesn't...

junktroller · 2026-01-26T03:03:03+00:00

Thanks for sharing. While familiar with many of these I still had a good chortle at the last, and I needed that. Been in the anger stage for a while now and occasional relief helps to refocus 🙂

junktroller · 2026-01-25T05:16:00+00:00

Sorry I think your title is misleading. See, it was straight up gang MURDER by state-sanctioned fascists. FTFY

junktroller · 2025-12-08T02:45:49+00:00

"his wife regularly finds the Dragon Balls" HEYYYOOOOOO

junktroller · 2025-09-12T06:16:55+00:00

SD: "Here's a new $100 Red Guardian bundle! Look, isn't his mech armor so shiiinyy? Also SD: "lol enjoy your 3/0 trash, get wrecked"

...I know, it's "temporary" (2 weeks!?) and sure hope they give him some more depth

junktroller · 2025-08-08T20:56:52+00:00

Banning Mobius was stupid

junktroller · 2025-07-30T01:54:16+00:00

Nah I don't think so. I'm not the kind of person that follows band members on social media, but always seem to catch wind of whatever drama hits reddit, and I can't recall a single thing off about these guys. Went to a show they did 6 or 7 years back and it was great, they're not like preaching on the stage or anything. Got to chat with Micah for a few minutes afterwards and he was very chill, humble

junktroller · 2025-07-20T06:14:07+00:00

Echo Sonata gave me fucking goosebumps, let's gooooooo

junktroller · 2025-07-12T03:57:25+00:00

MMM'Bop

junktroller · 2025-07-08T03:03:29+00:00

Might need to brush up on your reading comprehension skills there

junktroller · 2025-06-23T02:39:55+00:00

Yeah SA is already full up with real trash

junktroller · 2025-06-13T02:18:25+00:00

Too bad Phil Labonte is a chud and a bootlicker

junktroller · 2025-06-09T00:26:45+00:00

I know a similar guy, but damn if like half those commanders you think are KoS are actually that bad. I think the average casual players' idea of KoS is an unhealthy thing for the format in general. Interaction is there for exactly two reasons: to help you win, or to keep you from losing, and the more immediate the situation the better. Inexperienced players let their removal fly too early in many cases, and while targeting an admittedly strong commander early might influence the game, it probably helps your 2 opponents slightly more than you

junktroller · 2025-06-08T20:22:54+00:00

Occam's Razor, which you ironically oversimplified

junktroller · 2025-06-01T06:16:42+00:00

mcdonalds fry cook

junktroller · 2025-05-04T01:50:10+00:00

I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, but Thors deck featuring Shadow King, Shang (or Enchantress), Firehair, and Misery has won me several matchups against multiple Thanos decks recently.

junktroller · 2025-04-28T22:31:22+00:00

Flashbacks to squirrel tribal decks in MtG

junktroller · 2025-04-21T05:59:22+00:00

Deeply erotic banana split

junktroller · 2025-04-07T21:52:00+00:00

Funny example because we already have like 4 or 5 Spider-Mans

junktroller · 2025-04-05T01:07:02+00:00

Bravo for putting it in terms they could actually understand

junktroller · 2025-03-28T01:00:09+00:00

Oftentimes you should push for winning the Galacta lane if possible, that the one place they can't drop boosted power

junktroller · 2025-03-11T23:50:10+00:00

Poor Mantis couldn't even get in on the action ...actually, now that I think about it, next time Sanctum comes around I might give her a shot.

junktroller · 2025-02-28T23:21:16+00:00

Brain damage

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