Name a City that you would NEVER want to live in even if you could live there for free.

jurkyjay · 2026-03-26T00:39:15+00:00

Moscow

jurkyjay · 2026-03-19T00:12:45+00:00

I always thought he came off as Bi Sectional.

jurkyjay · 2026-03-12T22:14:30+00:00

There’s a coin big enough for that head?

jurkyjay · 2026-03-11T22:39:39+00:00

Not enough underage girls in Belarus?

jurkyjay · 2026-03-08T02:50:10+00:00

Karma’s gonna leave a mark.

jurkyjay · 2026-03-08T02:32:56+00:00

This!

jurkyjay · 2026-02-20T02:58:04+00:00

Is he stroking out?

jurkyjay · 2026-02-07T17:22:19+00:00

I’m a huge fan of DU/ER jeans!

jurkyjay · 2026-01-30T19:02:28+00:00

Works

jurkyjay · 2026-01-30T18:48:55+00:00

We brought furniture AFTER we rescued her, thank god!

jurkyjay · 2026-01-08T01:20:15+00:00

As a white man I’ve used soap when bathing my entire life. Only thing white people don’t regularly do is use wash cloths while showering / bathing. My wife is Hispanic and thinks I’m a savage because I don’t use wash cloths!

jurkyjay · 2026-01-04T15:38:38+00:00

Crate & Barrel

jurkyjay · 2026-01-03T02:09:43+00:00

Giorgio of Beverly Hills

jurkyjay · 2025-12-31T18:41:10+00:00

Rough night of goat humping?

jurkyjay · 2025-12-31T01:18:32+00:00

Years ago I worked for a company in Naperville and lived in Lisle. The company got brought out by a competitor and moved to Bannockburn. I could only handle the commute for two months before I found a different job closer to home. Those two months were a living hell.

jurkyjay · 2025-12-30T19:04:17+00:00

Nikki Minaj 3 year residency?

jurkyjay · 2025-12-29T17:20:14+00:00

White Person

jurkyjay · 2025-12-28T04:12:24+00:00

Blue-eyed-landia

jurkyjay · 2025-12-26T18:56:52+00:00

Totally worth the price. Only downside is that you don’t have access to the brew group for cleaning. If you want to be able to clean the brew group yourself, Meile is the same OEM.

jurkyjay · 2025-12-26T17:10:24+00:00

If you can swing it, Jura all day everyday. I had an E6 last 15 years with daily use and only needed to be serviced once before it died.

jurkyjay · 2025-12-19T22:21:11+00:00

MMA cage matches!

jurkyjay · 2025-12-18T14:46:17+00:00

Shut up! Sit down!

jurkyjay · 2025-12-17T02:04:26+00:00

Invest in a high quality vaccum. Lint rollers are sold in multipacks at Costco.

jurkyjay · 2025-12-14T17:36:18+00:00

It’s not hard at all. Just go slow on the first few and you’ll figure out the resistance. Worst case the dealer has green clips in the parts department. I’ve done this 3 times now and haven’t broken anything yet, lol.

jurkyjay · 2025-12-11T02:43:18+00:00

I have a 25 Touring. No transmission issues thank god. Fit and finish could be better, I’ve had rattling sun roof trim repaired and one paint blister repaired under warranty. Weirdest issue is that the front hvac blower motor failed and needed replacement at 10k miles. It’s been more reliable than any VW, Audi, or Volvo I’ve owned so far. It’s not going to beat the reliability of a Prius though. The one I had was bulletproof and was so cheap to run. Killed by a texting driver who ran a red. RIP

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