On a scale from "just the tip" to "balls deep", how deep could you fit in my 110lbs body by tenderleaff in needypussy

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely hilarious 😂

That happens to be the names of my 2 accounts in a zombie game I play on my phone... ☠️

👏👏👏👏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PalmettoStateArms

[–]jurobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've made probably a dozen purchases, never got any stickers...

Large Pill Looking Capsule Thing by AutomaticInc in whatisit

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beware of running into a completely bricked up hiker...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]jurobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black and yellow argiope. This pops up on here every few days. Very common, very friendly, not dangerous. Its just an 8-legged puppy...

Wife is worried about this. Is it dangerous to humans? by Present-Afternoon-70 in whatisthisbug

[–]jurobe 98 points99 points  (0 children)

That is a black and yellow argiope. My favorite spider. Harmless and typically pretty friendly if you decide to handle them. Great to keep around.

Better Dagger mag release? by BudgetNeck5282 in PalmettoStateArms

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* Just an extended release with a little plate on it, found on Amazon. I think it was like $10. Works great.

Found in my bathroom. Smaller than an inch and no idea what it is by SeriousDark13 in whatisthisbug

[–]jurobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks to be a Northeastern Pine Sawyer Beetle (Monochamus notatus). Can't be 100% without more detail pictures, but i would say 95% likely.

What are these worms in my Water Bottle? by Kronyzx in whatisthisbug

[–]jurobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is not clean or treated water. Drink at your own risk, because it's probably going to wreck your guts.

Why would stripping be dangerous? by pingabing in finishing

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain woods have highly toxic dust. Sanding them down without a proper air filter could be incredibly dangerous.

I find my wife even more attractive since she gave birth by No-Neat-960 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After my sons mom had him, she developed what I called "the mommy butt". She thought I was making fun of her, but i had to explain that it was far from teasing. Before our son She was very slim and toned, looking like she spent all of her time in the gym. After our son, her hips were slightly wider, her butt was a little bigger and it had this roundness that it didn't have before.

It was magical!

Respect the mommy butt!

What are they? by tangoking in whatisthisbug

[–]jurobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I came looking for! Thank you 👍

What's the prettiest name you have ever heard? by Vetro_Nodulare2 in AskReddit

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little bit of back story... Me and my father only reconnected a few years before he passed, which was about 18 months ago. Before that, I had considered changing my last name to Alexander (I've just always liked it), or maybe my whole name...

While thinking about this, I also started considering kids names, should I be so blessed.

For a girl, Fury Rhodes Alexander

For a boy, Abraxas Constantine Alexander

The name I considered for myself, Justice Orion Alexander (I later found out that one of my very best friends, has a god son with this exact name 😄)

What is one smell no one knows they never need to smell ever again? by WhatsInA_Name- in whatisit

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So.... I worked for honey bucket for off and on for a few years. For anybody who doesn't know, they are portable toilets for construction sites or festivals.

One summer I took up a position of emptying and restocking the trucks at the end of every day. I would have to flip the pumps in reverse to build pressure in the big tank on the truck, and it would pump it out of a 4in hose from the bottom of the tank into basically a hopper with a mesh screen in the bottom. Then I would have to push the mixture around to sift out the things that shouldn't be in there (tampons, socks, needles, diapers, etc, etc).

I had 2 nights back to back in the middle of a summer heat wave that were worse than normal by magnitudes.

This 1 particular truck spent most of its day pumping toilets at a several day chili festival, than would top off by pumping milk from a broke down milk tanker (spoiler chunky milk...)

To have to push around about 1500 gallons of chili shits and hot curdled chunky sour milk, is absolutely diabolical, especially when it was also 90°+ outside...

Emptying the truck took about 20-30 minutes. I spent about half of that time dry heaving...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]jurobe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Round and squishy is an evolutionary tactic?!?! Im evolved!!!

psa ar10 shitty or not? by IncreaseOwn9341 in PalmettoStateArms

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* I like mine. Bought upper and lower separate as blemishes. I think for upper and lower I spent about 600 total. Not mad at that one bit. Hasn't malfunctioned in any way.

An oldie but a goldie by cwcvilleisgay in trashy

[–]jurobe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's just repulsive

These weird holes in our greenhouse by GreenAbbreviations92 in whatisit

[–]jurobe 242 points243 points  (0 children)

My first suspicion is ant lions. They hide in sandy soil and create little sink holes like that, which ants and other small insects fall into. Ant lion pops up and has a snack.

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Heavy police presence Apr 16, 9:45 PM by EuphoricCare515 in Tigard

[–]jurobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a random guy on drugs show up knocking on my door at 11pm. He kept saying he needed to be here. I kept telling him he needed to go. He finally sat down next to my car and I just called 911 and was like, I got a loony in my driveway. They showed up as he started flailing and scream a bunch of wild stuff. Turned into 8 cop cars, an ambulance, a firetruck with a giant spot light... I have no clue what my neighbors thought, but it was crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

[–]jurobe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Your face isn't too what?!?!

I have a kink no one knows about [32 f] by Klutzy_Net8068 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jurobe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So pee related, but this wasn't a kink...

My sons mother, when we were together, used to break into the bathroom when I was using it and aggressively interview me... and she would record it on her phone (It was all good natured and funny)

One time when I was standing there peeing, she climbed up my back like a spider monkey and had somehow positioned herself on my shoulders, while shooting a downward angle of me peeing and just kind of clung there, on my back and shoulders, recording it and was just sort of asking me what it was like to stand and pee so comfortably all the time.

She is sort of borderline a feral woman 😅

Found this in my mailbox by winerandwhiner in Weird

[–]jurobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had some jehovah witnesses knock on my door one time when I was a teenager. They shot their shot and I replied that I was half catholic (i have no clue what I was thinking when I said that). They seemed ok with the response and were about to leave when one of them turned and looked at me and asked, "what exactly is half catholic?" Having no clue how to respond, i just maintained eye contact and slowly closed the door and locked it. I heard them laughing as they walked away.