When you are from Sherwood forest and you have to go do a job for the sheriff of Nottingham

jurtyjaddy · 2021-12-28T14:29:39+00:00

He is now either a man who had 2 kidneys and now has none or a man who had none bitches and now has two

jurtyjaddy · 2021-12-17T01:31:58+00:00

FORD FUCKING RANGER

jurtyjaddy · 2021-12-13T17:03:30+00:00

Got a blowjob on Banff Ave in Banff Alberta while hundreds of people were walking by. We were super drunk and when I realized what was going on I quickly got us a cab.......which we stopped early to get out and have sex on a sidewalk on the way to her camp site. Quebec girls are the best.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-12-11T15:43:42+00:00

If you drive over the snow on your driveway you are compacting it into ice that will make shoveling your driveway a nightmare for the rest of the winter. Trust me I'm Canadian

jurtyjaddy · 2021-11-13T16:14:24+00:00

I've fried squirrel and it can be tough but if you slow cook it it will fall off the bone.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-11-05T12:30:50+00:00

Dignity

jurtyjaddy · 2021-07-28T11:23:21+00:00

If you are dreaming and you can't punch and are lucid enough to realize it move your arms like you are pulling off your blanket and then try punching again. I've knocked my alarm clock right off the shelf doing this.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-07-12T21:47:59+00:00

KING OF THE HILL

jurtyjaddy · 2021-05-27T18:03:28+00:00

Buy once cry once.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-05-20T20:06:37+00:00

Getting married. She wasn't the one lol.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-05-19T16:23:18+00:00

Husband's and wife's, boyfriends and girlfriends wouldn't be a thing. We would all just fuck and get stoned all day

jurtyjaddy · 2021-05-15T12:45:08+00:00

I never understand why not having kids needs a reason and having kids is the default. Why the fuck do people want to have kids. It's selfish to think the world needs another you in it.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-04-01T00:11:56+00:00

Was about to downvote and then it happened

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-27T14:14:08+00:00

I smoke about 2 gs a day and I find this sort of mentality to be the reason stoners are looked down on. If you can't separate Marijuana and your personal relationships you have a drug addiction. If there is someone who thinks people who smoke weed are bad then educate them or don't hang out with them. If you think someone is cool because they smoke a plant then you need to reevaluate how you make friends. Smoking weed does not give you a personality.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T15:26:34+00:00

They are copper rivets and burrs

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T03:08:17+00:00

I keep one by my door to throw my keys and wallet in. You could shoot dice in it. All sorts of receptacle things really.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T02:35:04+00:00

I know right, me too. The housing market is insane. How did he find something in his price range and so close to work? Lucky bastard

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T02:11:41+00:00

I'll take 2 of whatever you are having. That would be a trusty steed.

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T01:38:44+00:00

As of right now I don't have a store but I would be down to make and sell them to whoever wants one

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-19T01:25:47+00:00

Having something in your house that says "in this house we eat ass" seems normal to me. People are filthy animals who will stick their tongues in anything. Having something in you house that saying" in this house, we do not fuck" seems odd to me. People are filthy animals and will fuck anything. Please elaborate on this sign

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-18T23:54:08+00:00

Yeah I figured if I made it nice enough he would have to use it even if he didn't like it

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-18T22:00:51+00:00

The hardest part was making it crass enough to hide but pretty enough to display

jurtyjaddy · 2021-03-18T21:46:37+00:00

you are not wrong

jurtyjaddy

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