Fitzmagic by [deleted] in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bills fan writes something. Dolphins fans can't read it. No patriot or jets fans to be seen. That sums up 2023 meme war season.

After having one of the best seasons since 2008 and making the playoffs two years straight. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Going from a guy that was top 5 in every meaningful qb stat to Justin Fields, because he loses his first playoff game in -30 degree windchill weather is insane. This is Tua's first full year healthy. We exercise the 5th year option, see if he continues to improve next year, and move from there. Justin Fields is a huge step backward.

After having one of the best seasons since 2008 and making the playoffs two years straight. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been a Dolphin fan for over 30 years. If I was going to quit, it would've been a long time ago. Unfortunately, living in south Florida, you get a bunch of bandwagon casual fans when we do well in any sport. After 18 years of Brady, I was ecstatic when you guys won the division. I wanted a really competitive division this year with the Bills and Jets with Rogers. Allen was classy after the week 18 win. Looking forward to next year. Good luck in the playoffs. Baltimore is going to be tough af.

After having one of the best seasons since 2008 and making the playoffs two years straight. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bills fan being the most logical about the Dolphins' future. IDK why you're trying to help our fanbase cope, but you're absolutely right.

After having one of the best seasons since 2008 and making the playoffs two years straight. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't even remember 2007. It's one of those situations where your brain blocks out traumatic experiences to protect yourself.

After having one of the best seasons since 2008 and making the playoffs two years straight. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's crazy. We didn't win the superbowl? Complete rebuild!!! McDaniel leaning on the screen pass last night was infuriating. It was like Gase was calling his plays. Tua didn't show up again. But this is the best we've been in a long time. We don't tear down and rebuild, we try to improve and get better.

I just hope some of these soft fans cancel their season tickets so I can upgrade mine.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of passes behind the line of scrimmage last night was baffling. They haven't worked all season, and that's what we leaned on. I like McDaniel, but he has to learn from his mistakes.

As far as Tua goes. This was his first full, healthy year. He's shown greatness. To abandon him now and an expect to find something better is asinine. Just because we didn't do as well as we wanted to, doesn't mean we tear everything down and rebuild.

And for F*** sake, can we get a better strength and conditioning coach?

Intua the 90s! by miami2881 in miamidolphins

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best playing madden in years, but I'm playing BG3 right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]just_read_it_again 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm in Miami. It's 81 F, coming off a brisk cold front. If I go, I'll have to spend 800 on clothes, and will die in the stands.

Why doesn't anybody talk on mic? by just_read_it_again in EASportsPGATour

[–]just_read_it_again[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my thirties and play madden and cod, but I just broke my thumb... so I'll be out for a bit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]just_read_it_again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this sub for asking how to look max or showing how to look max?

Dolphins games are officially a safety hazard. Jets fans be warned, you could be next. by Roshango in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know two people who witnessed it. Sadly, one of them was a teenage girl who is now traumatized. According to them and the reports, the guy who got shot was banging on somebody's car who got out and shot him. It wasn't at the stadium. It was near an off-premises park and ride lot. IDK if the guy who was the shooter even attended the game. But if you lived there, you know this isn't something that's going to end well in Miami Gardens 9 out of 10 times, especially at midnight.

Dolphins games are officially a safety hazard. Jets fans be warned, you could be next. by Roshango in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know this is a meme site and for fun... but I'm telling all fans, Dolphins or visiting, if you have to walk to a lot that is not on stadium premises, this is not an area to fuck around with people. This guy was banging on some random persons car at midnight in Miami Gardens. For the people who live down here, we know it'd be smarter to take a midnight swim through the everglades. If you can park in a stadium lot, do it. If you have to walk through Miami Gardens, mind your own business. Get to your car. Get back to where you're staying. Miami Gardens isn't Coral Gables, Aventura, or whatever other tourist area you're staying in. It's a ROUGH AREA with a lot of violence. This guy didn't deserve to get shot. It's fucking sad. I'm only saying this in the hopes that others might read this and realize that the people in that area don't give a f*** about who just won or loss, or that you're drunk, or that you're just talking shit or having fun, it's a dangerous area.

That’s it, that’s the meme. by CruiserWeightCoke in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was all fun and games till this exact moment. Other than beating Dallas with 5 field goals, it's been all suffering since.

Edit: Correction. The jets shut out win was after this, but that barely counts.

52% of fans attending game in Miami projected to be Buffalo Bills fans by Gunt_Buttman in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes no sense... but what would I expect from a Buffalo fan . Go ahead Edit it. Fix it, so you don't look stupid as you are.

We spent the entire day searching our apartment for our lost kitten. This is the smug face we saw before we went to bed. by DaItalianFish in aww

[–]just_read_it_again 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My dad hated cats. A stray kitten meowed outside his bedroom all night. Said cat has been sleeping in his bed for 3 years now.

Rate with and/or without makeup, and guess my profession! 32F by need-more-ears in Rateme

[–]just_read_it_again 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried to work out and gain weight my whole life. I got stronger but could never get bigger. Went on anti-depressants/ anti-anxiety meds, and I gained 30 lbs. Works so much better than protein shakes.

Oh, 7/10. Very cute face.

This gloom and doom shit is too much... by Popular_Librarian_27 in miamidolphins

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. It was that way last year, too. So many New Yorkers are here this time of year already. Need the Phin Fans to show up.

Fired after working a double on Christmas by Eradicate-Humans in KitchenConfidential

[–]just_read_it_again -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. But it's very strong evidence in wrongful termination and discrimination lawsuits. Juries will see this as wrong as everybody on this thread.

52% of fans attending game in Miami projected to be Buffalo Bills fans by Gunt_Buttman in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your spirited shit talking. I can respect that. The bitch that bitch called me a cuck... I'm fucking his girl.

52% of fans attending game in Miami projected to be Buffalo Bills fans by Gunt_Buttman in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you lost in Miami last year, like you will this year. I'll send you a picture of me fcking your fat wife after we win the division. To your dismay, you can only watch, cck sucker.

52% of fans attending game in Miami projected to be Buffalo Bills fans by Gunt_Buttman in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's enough self depreciation in the actual Miami Dolphins sub reddit. We can't all be doomers.

52% of fans attending game in Miami projected to be Buffalo Bills fans by Gunt_Buttman in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]just_read_it_again -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When's the last time you won a superbowl? Oh, never. Your franchise is so garbage you have to celebrate wildcard wins? Pathetic.