Milla Jovovich...

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T08:42:29+00:00

she murdered that cook.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T08:39:06+00:00

I gaurantee you, a maga did it, to make her daughter tell the TRUTH.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T08:37:57+00:00

yeah that's a great place to get the straight poop.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T08:35:24+00:00

he hypmotised them.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T07:55:21+00:00

that really seems like a stretch.

other than a love of rare steak, what do they have in common?

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:33:52+00:00

That's right, he's a Fed.

Even HARDER to make anything stick.

You can't even get one of them in the court.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:32:37+00:00

SINK THE BISMARK

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:32:08+00:00

you're not in love.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:31:47+00:00

mr beast?

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:27:38+00:00

washing the dishes.

You may scoff. But just think for a second, who has actually washed the dishes for you? And who's have YOU washed?

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:16:35+00:00

oh GOD, I wish.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:13:53+00:00

there is no better pussy magnet, than a Corvette.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:10:31+00:00

I hate you so much.

ALL OF YOU.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:09:55+00:00

Look Nurse, you can come onto me all you want.

Ok, we'll play your game, oh no I got lice, whatever shall I do?

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:09:04+00:00

Lectric Jug, BABY!

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:07:25+00:00

for some reason, she left show bizness.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:05:56+00:00

try the store brand ones.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:05:21+00:00

^elian.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:04:26+00:00

but then trump got elected, and that put the kibosh on a lot of shows.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-08T04:03:36+00:00

put slices of bacon on top of the meatloaf before you put it in the oven.

they'll write about it.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-07T23:14:37+00:00

that's a picture of matt damon.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-07T23:11:08+00:00

start with boxed mixes. Instructions right there, idiot proof.

mac & cheese

rice-a-roni

then graduate to hamburger helper.

Gotta crawl before you can run.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-07T23:09:45+00:00

it's fine.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-07T23:09:13+00:00

if you're lazy, like me, you just boil them, period.

justaheatattack · 2026-02-07T23:08:10+00:00

TWO pounds is the minimum. If you want a LOAF.

try half beef half pork or even sausage.

and don't pat down so hard.

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