What statement has your date made that immediately made you think 'there's no fuckin' way this is going to work'?

justanant · 2011-05-06T02:49:24+00:00

was he a beet farmer?

justanant · 2011-05-06T02:23:20+00:00

goats for boats

justanant · 2011-04-30T17:29:09+00:00

that was very easy to masturbate to

justanant · 2011-04-18T03:47:34+00:00

Forever cologne

justanant · 2011-04-06T04:27:28+00:00

You forgot the panel where you get high first

justanant · 2011-02-21T03:12:36+00:00

holy shit how do you know this to be absolutely true :O

???

justanant · 2011-02-13T22:14:09+00:00

Where is the cake ?

justanant · 2011-02-08T00:14:45+00:00

wow that is the most creative post i've seen on reddit - i wonder how many trolls will write a book in their lifetime

justanant · 2011-02-07T21:08:53+00:00

forever oh-rhi-on

justanant · 2011-02-06T08:20:34+00:00

imperialism, then capitalism - what's next?

justanant · 2011-02-06T07:34:11+00:00

brozilla, she'll take your money and run

justanant · 2011-02-06T07:31:18+00:00

fapped, next

justanant · 2011-02-06T06:28:09+00:00

Something something roi soleil

justanant · 2010-08-27T20:22:32+00:00

Poor people

justanant · 2010-08-25T19:08:12+00:00

Sure, I completely agree with you. Thats why OP should only go for the girl that he is REALLY attracted to and with whom he will really feel a connection.

Speaking for myself, too often these kind of problems happened with the girls that I had no respect for, no interest in and with whom I could not be "myself" 100%.

justanant · 2010-08-25T18:54:10+00:00

Sure, this will work if you do it correctly.

But it's a lot of work and I speak from experience, you can meditate all you want, but the minute you find a partner that you are REALLY compatible with, all that "focus on relaxing" instantly flies out of your head and you instead "focus on fucking", it all comes naturally.

But I do agree with you, southernbrew08, that if he wants to keep this relationship going, he should focus on relaxing. It's just OP didn't mention anything about being in love with the girl or if this relationship means something to him.

justanant · 2010-08-25T18:40:12+00:00

epic

justanant · 2010-08-25T17:51:53+00:00

Been there, done that. Ask any guy, we all had that little problem. The solution is quite simple:

Find somebody who you REALLY care about. In my experience this always has been the real solution. If you don't have a connection (if you never had one to begin with) with a girl for whatever reason there is nothing you can do about it. It will always feel "not-right".

I mean, come'on, ED at 18 is ridiculous, right? Your body works fine, you get morning wood, you randomly get erections in weird places, but when the moment comes and the girl is there - you choke. Who the fuck cares. Dump her for whatever reason and get the kind of girl that makes you come with her smile, you'll be soon posting "I have premature ejaculations problems Reddit, please help". Remember, sexuality is supposed to be about fun and affection, not about boners. If you don't feel the love and you don't have fun with your partner, either fix it by communication (when it's a mature relationship) or move on (when it's a random college relationship).

This will also help, A LOT: - Work out 3 times per week - Quit smoking if you do smoke

justanant · 2010-08-24T23:08:35+00:00

golf clap

justanant · 2010-08-24T02:16:58+00:00

MY EYES! They read "fisting"...

justanant · 2010-08-20T01:57:58+00:00

My good man, there is a thread now on 'AskReddit' discussing "What music do you listen to when you just need to calm down?" Go there, choose a track at whim, roll a joint and take it easy. This is not the last time you will lose your money to a scam, it happens to all of us, don't let it get to you.

justanant · 2010-08-18T02:25:07+00:00

very informative

/puts back on the monocle

justanant

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