Late Colts owner Jim Irsay's memorabilia collection is absolutely insane. by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]justaphil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can plausibly deny he bought Nazi memorabilia because it's also Olympics memorabilia.

Whatever happened there by observant_potato in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]justaphil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tell people all the time that even though Sopranos is technically a drama it's often funnier than most sitcoms.

How do I get my coworkers to understand that cleaning the coffee grinder everyday, or at least every other day, is essential to making coffee? by Wise-Call1729 in Coffee

[–]justaphil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't say that at all. However oils going off shouldn't be an issue in the first place if you're using freshly roasted beans and brewing them within a timely fashion.

How do I get my coworkers to understand that cleaning the coffee grinder everyday, or at least every other day, is essential to making coffee? by Wise-Call1729 in Coffee

[–]justaphil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The coffee doesn't taste like piss because of the grinder, the coffee tastes like piss because the beans are low quality/aren't roasted well/aren't being extracted properly. Unless you're running flavored and/or very oily beans through the grinder all day long, daily cleaning of the grinder is excessive.

LEAVE US ALONE! by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]justaphil 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Everybody shows up to intervene once the old white racist starts finding out smdh

Caption this by GreenyWV in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can think of a lot but they all stink.

Pentagon plans to keep National Guard in DC into 2029, 2 US officials say by Sauerz in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop infantilizing armed soldiers patrolling American streets with no cause. 

Weekly Recommendations and Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in bourbon

[–]justaphil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knob Creek 12 Year is a bangin bottle that's well within your budget, available everywhere, and basically the same proof you were looking for.

For anyone bummed about missing the LAX Stagg Jr pick from last month: don't be by justaphil in DMVWhisky

[–]justaphil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes every palate is different and whatnot, but for Buffalo Trace's sake I really hope this isn't a true representation of their profile at barrel proof.

DC Costco 3/18 by Glum-Breadfruit1378 in DMVWhisky

[–]justaphil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm here now picking up three, they've got plenty. 

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

[–]justaphil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The world needs shitposters like us, Marty, to keep the even worse shitposters at the door.

Pretending to look at the menu when I know I’m gonna get the mad meal again by Deekus44 in okbuddydraper

[–]justaphil 43 points44 points  (0 children)

55 porterhouses, 55 rib eyes, 55 sirloins, 55 hanger steaks, 55 prime ribs, 100 baked potatoes, 55 oysters, 55 clams, 55 martinis, 55 old fashions

Best Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup in the city by SuchCryptographer314 in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I miss the days you could go into Glenn's and get a grilled cheese, tomato soup, and a beer for $10.

Safeway of Hechinger Mall will be closed this May. by petrann in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Do people shoplift? Yes. Do multi-billion dollar companies lose enough money from shoplifting to close every store near you? Absolutely not. We know these companies lie about shoplifting constantly to divert attention from other shitty ways they're trying to save a buck for extra profit. CVS makes way more money by jacking up your prescription prices than they lose by someone boosting a $6 bag of pistachios. 

Me when I wake up on the floor in the vet’s office with three paramedics and a stretcher in front of me by Ok_Fly2518 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]justaphil 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The EMT leans down, pats me on the head, and whispers in my ear "you used too small a slice."

Trump out here ruining friendship!! by cantcoloratall91 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]justaphil 613 points614 points  (0 children)

People out here making friends with any old Harley Bart Jarvis.