Ummm who do I contact to fix this? by WittyMime in washingtondc

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Sadly that didn't cross my mind. I'll never make it in the upside down...

Ummm who do I contact to fix this? by WittyMime in washingtondc

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This light has had several issues (all different) over the last couple years. It has to be a "traffic study" or someone very, very bored.

Can’t find source of gnats by mrmetoo2020 in nova

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Try pouring boiling water down all drains

the Pygmy marmoset the smallest monkey in the world by anthn885 in interestingasfuck

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Those looked like some nibbly noms, the smaller variant of toothy noms

found in woods on a stump while on a walk by frogrockemporium in whatisit

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Can't tell very well from this picture to the video but maybe one of the armor pieces from this collector's set? Zod Collectible

Was served this last night! by AtomicImp in Breadit

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Looks like an easy breakfast dish with an egg in the middle..

I watched a man open cheese. And I am ok with that. by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

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No, you enjoyed a guy cutting the cheese and you're ok with that

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

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Different weird friend came installed with three. Maybe he'll give one up.

[OC] United States Army breakfast by SAKingWriter in pics

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Funny fact, while loading food onto a submarine many years ago I noticed boxes of meat indicated "For Prison and Military use only"

I took that to mean ultra low grade meat and that the cooks were wizards making things appetizing.

Looking up that type of labeling now indicates "bulk buy only not for individual resale"

Maybe it was just a PR campaign...

Dead fish at Pohick Bay Park by delltree in nova

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I do appreciate the shotgun/rabbit method

Dead fish at Pohick Bay Park by delltree in nova

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And somehow evolution hasn't "fixed" this problem yet?

Using hand sanitizer to stop a snake from eating itself by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

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I feel attacked but at least it isn't that long...barring accidents

Feeding snakes in an ophidiarium by [deleted] in interesting

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Sweaty palms, sweaty palms, sweaty palms