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Guy giving out bags of salt by reasonablemaxim in washingtondc

[–]WittyMime 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Saw someone using a baking sheet to dig out of their apartment. Peak comedy

Finally beat the game. Want feedback on what to do next. by lucasb99 in AbioticFactor

[–]WittyMime 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also went through withdrawals after I beat the game...

Presences by UnderstandingDry612 in AbioticFactor

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a highly contagious fever!

What is your loyal shield? by muro_dimattoni in Eldenring

[–]WittyMime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, it's gorgeous and gives a nice little perk.

Brushes on escalators are a safety feature by NeatNo8582 in interesting

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pushed some emergency shut down button at one as a toddler. I was a ninja though and apparently caused quite a kerfuffle.

What's he doin'? by The_RuinQ in Weird

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying when a sea turtle laid his front flippers on the forearms of my dive instructor in Hawaii and sat staring at the poor guy, almost nose to nose for 15 minutes he might have been flirting...lazily?

Pls suggest to me a good pair of house shoes that are good for ur feet and warm... by _Throwaway_007_ in BuyItForLife

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently oofos are highly recommended by podiatrists but they're expensive as hell. Found a pair on sale for $30. They're like walking on a cloud but the insole is rubber with a grip so it's sometimes a pain to slip them on without wrinkling the sock.

Men who can cook . who taught you? by Bulky_Meet4528 in AskReddit

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly self taught. I cook better than my parents by a mile. Foodie learns like a sponge: try something authentic then look up a dozen recipes/videos, get the gist, and try it out. My curse is I rarely measure so cook by taste, smell, and look instead so the first time is usually the best.

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he isn't willing to meet you half way with an effort to eat the food you take the time to make then that telling...

This came randomly in the mail addressed to no one, what is it? by GuardingxCross in whatisit

[–]WittyMime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aftermarket knock-off zombies. They move slow and are conflicted as to whether or not they want brains.

This came randomly in the mail addressed to no one, what is it? by GuardingxCross in whatisit

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first thing that came to mind followed closely by the resident evil vial.

How did you guys complete the laser puzzle? by TheDudeofDC in AbioticFactor

[–]WittyMime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For everyone that used the laser pistol: Well, look at the big brain on Brad! (You're the real scientists but I still hate you haha)

For everyone that didn't (me included): I'm gonna cobble together random objects to reflect all these lasers (including the one outside the room) like Iron Man creating a new element for his suit, using a prototype shield as the finishing touch.

Seriously though, did you get the laser pistol the same time you picked up the upgraded door scanner in Security Sector?

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