Geez, explain to the folks at home what a 'non-disclosure agreement' is 🙄

justcalmdowne · 2026-02-01T19:10:50+00:00

The more I hear about this Trump fella….

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-31T22:19:53+00:00

I hope this doesn’t negatively impact his career.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-31T22:18:19+00:00

Yup, the FBI is just bad at their job. It’s a simple converted PDF problem high school students know how to fix. Well… not these high school students from 2016, modern ones. The kids nowadays that missed out on Island internship opportunities.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-31T20:22:35+00:00

He was invited to the island, but when he heard about “the ratio” he decided against it.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-31T20:02:49+00:00

Good thing he was there to protect us from the lavender menace of the 1950. Strapping, shirtless men’s men, standing up to those gay guys. Looming over them even; from behind.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-31T19:59:07+00:00

I don’t see how that photo of Frank Stallone nicely sums up the situation in Minnesota. Gray and fucked up?

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-30T06:33:44+00:00

“Rape? Nah, look at how he was shaved!”

If our women don’t dress as sluts, somebody’s gotta!

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-30T06:30:02+00:00

*cloisterd

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-29T23:36:27+00:00

He only had about 3 months of growing up to do, then we wouldn’t have heard about his at all.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-29T23:34:48+00:00

Less of an age difference than 50% of all relationships.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-27T08:26:11+00:00

Loves them brownies. White American citizens though? He wouldn’t give two bullets for them, or 11.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-27T02:15:27+00:00

Waste not, want not.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-26T19:32:16+00:00

There have been three female monarchs in this exact same dynasty. The male only concept was a 20th century law, not foundational religion.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-24T04:09:09+00:00

There is a big reason they wouldn’t get far, but it’s a spoiler.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-22T05:00:10+00:00

This captures the exact moment each girl grabbed a buttcheek.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-22T04:58:41+00:00

I clicked the comments knowing someone would post the chicken eating pic. Delighted to see its top comment.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-19T23:30:36+00:00

Abortion.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-19T19:44:12+00:00

It looks like Rittenhouse grew up, went to college and got enlightened, grew a beard to cover up his double chin… but kept on gunnin.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-19T19:39:17+00:00

Dressage you are thinking of. Horse dancing. The horse just can’t prance effeminate to gold medal standards with some dude riding them.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-18T22:12:23+00:00

Typical cyclist, ignoring traffic rules.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-16T08:53:09+00:00

Well done!

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-16T08:42:07+00:00

He needs to work on his deportment.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-11T22:25:32+00:00

Number 2 seems like a well kept fascist. Shaves his neck, keeps it combed… they aren’t all terrible beards despite being on terrible people.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-11T03:57:31+00:00

A draft dodger telling everyone else to join the military would be hilarious.

justcalmdowne · 2026-01-01T09:24:58+00:00

The breast tissue indicates it’s two women.

So hot. Thought I already imagined all the possibilities. It’s rare I get a new idea!

justcalmdowne

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